slopapotomus

A combination between a slop tart and a hippopotamus. A girl that cant handle her alcohol that is falling down drunk and crying. She usually is not very attractive.

Man when Deena was walking home from the club tonight she was being a slopapotomus

slopapotomus by soccergodking March 5, 2011

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slothapotamus

a slow moving big dumb human.
a cross between a sloth, and a hippo.

"there goes Mike, that slothapotamus down the halls again."

"Thud Thud Thud" "Run for your lives! it's slothapotamus!"

slothapotamus by Mike Oxbig January 12, 2005

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sloppopotamus

someone who drinks until blacking out, usually spotted falling over, half asleep but still trying to talk but only mumbling vulgarity, typically quite the whore and can be spotted dancing around with her crusty panties hanging out that she has worn the past week. May or may not be fat like a hippo but deffinately the grimiest bitch at the party.

guy 1: what was that girl I just danced withs name I think it was kerryann or some shit like that.

guy 2: who cares bro she was a complete sloppopotamus

sloppopotamus by kurbyy October 31, 2011

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sloppapotamus

(noun)-Combination of a "slop-tart" and "hippopotamus" as quoted by Mike the "situation" on Jersey shore. In otherwords, a really drunk, sloppy bitch that has no regard for her appearance. AKA Deena, also on Jersey Shore

Deena was falling all over the place and turned into a complete sloppapotamus.

sloppapotamus by br92 March 11, 2011