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Slofie

Like a selfie but a video of yourself in slow motion. Groan-inducing. The worst new word of 2019.
You: But first, lemmie take a slofie!

Me: Stop trying to make slofie happen! It isn't going to happen!
by DLthings September 10, 2019
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slopie

(sloh-pee) A yuppie who lives in the Park Slope section of Brooklyn, NY
"Man, I hate slopies" or "That slopie ran over me with a baby carriage"
by Bkres April 26, 2008
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sloming

SLOM= Sticking Leeches On Myself.

The act of "sloming" was originally created (and not referred to as sloming) in the age of witch doctoring to extract blood when things like needles were not created yet. Today, no one actually does sloming. This was created as a commercial to show kids how stupid following your friends are when they are doing stupid things like drugs and alcohol. Drugs and underage alcohol looks as stupid as sloming, stay above the influence.
LOL WTF I DO SLOMING

ROFL GAYASS. there's no such thing.
by SUPKATE? January 7, 2007
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sloming

self-leeching. besically, sticking leeches on your self, thinking you're gonna get high, like that anti-drug commercial.
1: dude!, want to go sloming?!?
2: what's that?
1: sticking leeches on yourself to get high! like the commercial said!
2: ...
1: so are you in or out?
2: ummm, no, i'm not a retard.
by Ariel Rojas January 5, 2007
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slombie

A slombie is a person who does nothing but sleep and eat.
They never open their blinds and tend to sleep on couches. They move with the speed of the undead and eat like them, too.

Sleep is God to slombies.

A slombie is a sleeping zombie.
My brother-in-law married a slombie.

Genay is a slombie.
by Slutty December 15, 2007
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Slopie

(sloh-pee) -noun, plural: slopies

A yuppie who lives in the Park Slope section of Brooklyn, New York
"Man, I hate slopies" or "That slopie ran over me with a baby carriage"
by Bkres April 27, 2008
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slofie

a dumbass word Apple is trying to trademark and only hillary clinton would use that sounds like some oral sex innuendo used in the bible belt
(slow motion selfie)
here's a slofie of me puking up my avocado on toast
by decffs September 19, 2019
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