Simpin

Listening to sad music thinking about someone who’s not thinking about you

Damn bruh I was simpin about Rachel last night

by Yeeteeer June 16, 2019

King of Simping

King of Simping
The absolute king of simping. The absolute god of simping.

A male overly catering to the exaggerated emotions of a woman.

A man saying things to a woman he does not believe but only saying them because he thinks that she wants to hear them.

"Chevrolindo is the King of Simping, he simps so much its outrageous."

by veIocity March 15, 2020

simpin aint pimpin

a current cardinal rule of dating. you do not treat a love interest like a significant other unless they are in fact your significant other. this keeps an individual from being emotionally invested and potentially getting hurt by someone they never actually dated.

i thought about calling him to hear about his day but you know, simpin aint pimpin

by spicybanana69 June 17, 2021

Simping for sallie

When you are so sad that you simp for an online person you don't even know in real life

Person 1: I saw someone simping for Sallie on discord
Person 2: cringe

by Alveoli gas exchange November 18, 2020

slippin

Off guard, not paying attention to your surroundings and not putting in the right effort. Being Lazy.

He better be careful, he gone get took once someone catch that ass slippin.

by ris September 20, 2004

Slipping Into Entropy

A Batman/Joker Slash Fanfiction on livejournal by the authors Razothredfire and Loonylucifer. It is possibly the most incredible and amazing Joker/Batman fanfic out there. It is long but that just makes it better.

roomie 1: What is she doing on the computer? She has this big goofy grin plastered on her face.

roomie 2: Shes reading Slipping Into Entropy.

roomie 1: oh, the Batman/Joker fanfiction? *rolls eyes* fangirls...

Girl: *squee!* this is an amazing read so shut up!

by fangirl... ;) November 28, 2009

Slimpie

An endangered aquatic creature who is adorable and sneaky. Typically found in creeks and rivers. When no one is watching, he likes to float to the top of the water and lay out his six legs.

Tom: “woah what touched my leg?”
Jim: “that my friend, was a slimpie.”

by botegaveneta July 4, 2022