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even retards get to fuck sometimes

when someone, who gets extremely lucky at something, starts talking shit and it pisses you off.
person A: HAHA you suck at hold em! I am the man motherfucker. I called your all-in bet and took you out biatch.
person B: You runner-runner'd me u lucky fuck.
person A: I knew that shiet was coming out and I knew you had the four of a kind and i would get my straight flush.
person B: yup. even retards get to fuck sometimes.
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a pick up line. more commonly a line used by an ex in an attempt to get back together, hook up, or attempt a friendship.
"We should get coffee sometime." "I don't know, I started seeing someone else."
by callie jorsen July 27, 2016
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We should hang out. Sometimes used as a shy version of "we should go on a date".
"You like Tarantino movies too?!? We should do something sometime"
by Booty April 29, 2004
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it be like that sometimes

A phrase used when there’s simply no explanation so it must happen occasionally ; similar to phrase “gonna have to
“Damn Kiko your Juul died”
-*Clicks* “It be like that sometimes
by Tupac Shakurac October 24, 2018
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Common expression used when faced with once friends or with someone you just used for something and feel like you need to make it up to them by hanging out or doing something with them sometime. In reality, this 'something' will most likely not happen anytime.
Oh wow! I haven't seen you in a while. How are you? GOOD! well, I gotta go, but we should do something sometime! can't forget the *wince* Call me!
by Madison April 20, 2004
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Sometimes ya gotta suck ya own tiddies

When a man is doing less than the bare minimum so you have to step in and do all the work or else it will never get done
Abby: Are you going to do any more for this group project?

Matt: I already wrote the intro and I’m busy this week

Abby: Sometimes ya gotta suck ya own tiddies
by Notyourbitch123 December 22, 2018
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Sometimes food

Sometime foods are foods we should only enjoy once in a while, like cookies, chips, sodas, and snacks high in sugar, fat, and salt.
by Their real name September 12, 2020
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