Slim Jim

Someone's wife who has an eating disorder and tans so much their skin turns brown and wrinkles.

I'm gonna go home and snap into my slim jim.

by TheZippo November 08, 2019

slim jim

to be a dick; be slimey; to dodge a question

Where you ask somebody a question and they dodge that specific question; then you ask a non-related question and they answer.

You: Hey, you do the work for class?
Jim: .... (no answer)
You: you see those yankees?
Jim: yeah, they real good

that's a slim jim aka slim jimmin aka slime jime

by max pow3rs November 29, 2009

Slim Jim

an un finished handjob.

yeah i gave him a slim jim so he didnt get it on my sheets.

by Kira Janus June 11, 2006

slim jim

a long small skinny penis, a girthless penis

After brian bear slipped his slim jim in that mandy moore bitch's mahogony slide, he pulled out and mosbied on her back and then proceeded to give her a sunkin rowboat!!

by slimmy jimmy October 04, 2006

Slim Jim

A popular meat product composed almost entirely of detached Skinginas. Slim Jims also contain traces of horse semen, elephant clitoris (along with other forms of genitalia), and old-people piss.

Guy 1: What is this shit in my Slim Jim?
Guy 2: Oh that? That's just a piece of Skingina.

by Somewhiteguy1994 April 26, 2009

Slim Jim

an unfinished handjob.

I gave him a Slim Jim so he didnt get it in my sheets.

by Kira Janus June 11, 2006

slim jim

a slim jim

gnaw on a slim jim for minutes on end, grinding it between your molars while the galons of salt turn your mouth into a desert untill the mangled hunk of flesh is just soft enough to shove down your GREASY FUCKING PIRATE THROAT with out tearing a hole

by gluten free 42 May 06, 2020