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sleestak

A person who is very inebriated, and possibly crossed, to the point where they act without thinking, much like the sleestaks from the tv show land of the lost.
Yo did you see that dude over there, he's totally shit faced!

Yeah, what a sleestak!
by sral July 13, 2022
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lizardmen who are humanoid with a small horn on their head with small tails they have 3 shell like fingers if they see a human they will swarm that one person making hissing noises if they do this quickly shine a flashlight in their eyes and RUN if you don't have a flashlight on you they'll grab you and take you to some time of pit and throw you in and there's some weird giant meat eating thing in the pit the sleestak themselves aren't really deadly other than the ones in the land of the lost movie where they suddenly grow sharp carnivorous teeth which is horrifying cause now they look creepy
person 1: gn guys
person 2: gn
person 3: i'm gonna go use the restroom real quick
person 1 and 2: don't encounter those sleestak out there
person 3: ok
2mins later
person 3: (so you might be wondering how i got caught well ya see i didn't bring a flashlight because i'm an idiot)
also person 3: gah where in the world are you guys even taking me
the sleestak: hissing noises
person 3: oh crud its a pit what's down there and what are you gonna do to me?!?
the sleestak: *they shove him down*
person 3: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by national person September 28, 2021
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1. an extra-dimensional species of reptilian humanoids native to the Land of the Lost

2. A person born during the years assigned to Gen X who doesn't know the things most Gen X'ers know and who doesn't act like a Gen X'ers act. SEE ALSO KAREN
Some people born during the Gen X era aren't Gen X in attitude and aptitude, we call these people sleestaks as they embody the persona of the sci fi antagonistic creatures from the day time kids show the land of the lost which were also called sleestaks...
by Unke June 27, 2024
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Sleestak

1. an extra-dimensional species of reptilian humanoids native to the Land of the Lost

2. A person born during the years assigned to Gen X who doesn't know the things most Gen X'ers know and who doesn't act like a Gen X'ers act. SEE ALSO KAREN
Some people born during the Gen X era aren't Gen X in attitude and aptitude, we call these people sleestaks as they embody the persona of the sci fi antagonistic creatures from the day time kids show the land of the lost which were also called sleestaks...
by Unke June 27, 2024
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