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Sleepwalking Mexican

1 part absenthe
1 part patron
Shake over ice and serve in sombrero
After i gave her many sleepwalking mexicans, she found out what a leaky faucet was.
by Jon Jinx January 20, 2020
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Sleeptalker

Someone you can hold a conversation with while they are legitimately asleep. Useful when said sleeptalker has information that you would like to know.
Girl 1 : "Oh my god, you were totally right about my BF, he is cheating on me!"

Girl 2 : "No way! How did you find out?"

Girl 1 : "He's a sleeptalker, he started talking in his sleep last night, then I replied to something he said and he answered! I looked to see if he was really asleep, and he was! The next time he began talking, I started asking him questions, and he answered everything."
by ShoGunzalez April 4, 2010
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Sleepwalk

Something a little kid does. When they get up, they can find themselves having sex with their dog, their sister, their mother... or worse, their gay sex partner!
Ugh... *Awakens*
.. *Blink Blink*

Where am I?

(You hear an "Uhhhhh" from the man under you.)
(Knowing you're a man, you immediately get up and...)
I SLEPTWALK!?

Man you are having sex with: You had to sleepwalk and sleepsex. Keep going!
by ’jl January 5, 2008
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sleep-walker

A restless tenant of an apartment-complex or campground who has "intimately befriended" two separate similarly-desirable fellow-residents of the opposite gender, and thus he cannot decide which person he prefers to share a pillow with, obliging him to sleepily stroll back and forth between the two willing cuddlers’ domiciles several times per night.
Horny stud: I went half-crazy trotting back and forth between Tiffany’s and Ashley’s rooms till well past midnight, what with my both craving the other gal’s company whenever I was in one chick’s bed, and feeling heartbrokenly guilty of temporary "abandonment" each time I’d tearfully leave one gal’s bed to slip over to the other’s. Finally a simple solution to my sleep-walker dilemma occurred to me --- I just drowsily sling-snuggled both half-asleep cuties to my own apartment and invited them to crawl into bed on either side of me; that way, not only did I get to enjoy both of their sweet close-clasping warmth and softness at once, but they both got multiple turns of alternately spooning me and nuzzling their cheeks against my fuzzy chest, depending on which side I’d progressively roll over on every half-hour.
by QuacksO July 15, 2018
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hello sleepwalkers

ハロー・スリープウォーカーズ, or Hello Sleepwalkers is the BEST BAND IVE LISTENED TO IN MY LIFE
If you’ve watched Noragami, or Noragami Aragoto, or played the bleach game.. you’d most likely know what I’m talking about. Or if you live in Okinawa..
I found out about them by バンドリ!(BanG Dream!) Their most known song is “小屋の待ち合わせ”, or Midnight Rendezvous, nickname from BanG Dream.
They just released an album last month called Project! My favorite song in that album is Rurokitan.
If you don’t know what this band is already, then listen to them. Trust me, your ears will be blessed :)
me; “You need to listen to hello sleepwalkers!”
random guy that probably exists somewhere else; “Oh, I do! My favorite song is Shin Sekai.”
me; “MINE TOO!!!!!”
by sazuke December 7, 2022
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sleep walker

Can't that damn sleep walker learn to drive!
by skankhunter6942060 May 28, 2025
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Sleepwoker

Someone who either doesn't know, or doesn't give a shit, about the "woke" culture or issues.
1: What do you think about all these woke people?
2: What about 'em? A little early for bed, ain't it?
1: Dude. You really are a Sleepwoker.
by KSparx September 13, 2020
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