Slb

Send lotta bullets 💁🏾 ♀️
Or stop lovin bitches

You heard dat boi yea he said he apart of dem SLB’S
Omg he finna SLB one day

by Mz.boujii😾👩🏾‍🦳 July 23, 2020

SLB

SLB - an abbreviation of "Severe Lack of Bitches"

"Bro, we gotta cure our SLB"

"Yeh bro that shit is killing me"

by Shopska_salata November 2, 2022

SLB

Function: abbreviation
Etymology: Slacker, Loser, Bed-wetter; 1) A person who shirks their duties or performs them poorly; 2) An especially inept airman in the 5th Combat Communications Group

I don’t want him in my flight; the SLB will get one of us killed!

by Lex February 1, 2005

#SLBS

Pronounced "slabs"... stands for Straight Leg Bottom Shelf, which is a custom drink concoction that anyone can afford and revolves more around the execution of the drink than the actual ingredients. This drink is significantly enhanced by the looks and physique of the bartender taking the order. Bartender Execution - lock the knees, bend at the waist and select ANY ingredients from the bottom shelf, cooler or below the bar, ensuring a great view to the patrons!

Hot bartender, "What would you like?"
Discerning Patron, "I'll have a #SLBS" (pronounced slabs) or "I'll have a Straight Leg Bottom Shelf" - be prepared to explain the execution of the mixology

by T&A Consulting September 17, 2020

#SLBS

Pronounced "slabs"... stands for Straight Leg Bottom Shelf, which is a custom drink concoction that anyone can afford and revolves more around the execution of the drink than the actual ingredients. This drink is significantly enhanced by the looks and physique of the bartender taking the order. Bartender Execution - lock the knees, bend at the waist and select ANY ingredients from the bottom shelf, cooler or below the bar, ensuring a great view to the patrons!

Hot bartender, "What would you like?"
Discerning Patron, "I'll have a #SLBS" (pronounced slabs) or "I'll have a Straight Leg Bottom Shelf" - be prepared to explain the execution of the mixology

by T&A Consulting September 17, 2020

SLB

Not Schlumberger

SLB is not the same as Schlumberger.

by norber02 January 15, 2025

SLB

So long bitches.

When he left work, he said SLB. So long bitches.

by Crazy white ass April 17, 2025