Slapahoe

Tribe of Native Americans that originated in what is now East LA. Legend has it that they were christened into manhood by pouring the blood of a bear they had to kill with their bare hands onto their palms, rearing back, and lettin' the local Injun whore have it...SLAP. Also were known for their unusually large right hands.

Bob: Look at this arrowhead I found. It was lying next to this old gold Indian Drinking cup

Ron: It must have been from the Slapahoe tribe

by Church1210 August 15, 2006

slapahoe tribe

1. A pimp and his bitches. Derived from the abuse (pimp slap) prostitutes receive at the hands of their pimps.

2. Cycle of domestic violence that spans many generations.

3. Any wife beater.

Yeah, that kid is in the slapahoe tribe. He learned how to treat women from his daddy.

by Blowfish August 17, 2005

Slapahoe

What you say when theres an awkward silence...it can sometimes cause an awkward silence as well.

Friend #1: So Yeah, Like I was sleeping then I fell off my bed and was like WOAHHHHHHHH
Friend #2: That story made me JIZZ IN MY PANTS
*everyone gets silent*
Friend #4(thats right, I skipped 3): SLAPAHOE!
Friend #3: What the fuck?!
*Everyone laughs*

by Slapahoe Niqquh October 18, 2010

SLaPaHoE [-_*]

Simply put, OWNAGE!

Bow down if you cross paths with him.

Guy 1:Man that guy SLaPaHoE not only has the best name in Socom, but he also just destroyed the whole room winning every single MVP.

Guy 2: Get off his dick ya nub, it's my turn!

by Meh November 24, 2004

Slapahoe

December 21 is national slapahoe day

Hey Kyle it’s slapahoe day dude

by ChiefKeefsDraco December 18, 2020

slapahoe indians

Mysterious Disappearance
Historians believe the Slapahoe Indians vanished not through war, but from drama fatigue. After centuries of nonstop beef, rumor has it they collectively decided to ghost humanity and now live in spiritual exile in group chats, where they send screenshots and type "LMAOOO" at 2 a.m.

The Slapahoe Indians roamed the lands now known as Suburbia, USA

by goldloadingpage July 3, 2025