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Texas Slamhammer

When you and your girlfriend are doing the dirty on your friend’s basement couch and you proceed to throw both your legs up on the back of the couch and then swan dive into your girlfriends anus or preferred orifice.
“Hey Jamie? Did you give your girlfriend the ‘ol Texas Slamhammer on my couch last night?”
by Slamham Jim August 14, 2018
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slaphappy

due to extreme tiredness one becomes giddy with uncontrollable laughter, also described as naturally high
Jenkins:"Hey Bob! guess what?"
Bob: "What?"
Jenkins:"Fruit Loops!"
Bob:ahahahahahahaha!*laughs uncontrollably*
Jenkins:"Dude you're so slaphappy"
by sami and syd July 2, 2006
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slagabone

Some one that is slow
"Dam you a slagabone"
by Jamie Cole November 28, 2007
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slagasaurus

A derogatory term for a loose woman. Generally used toward older or heavier types.
"So that beast slept with all of those men? What a slagasaurus."
by Michael Scavitto January 5, 2008
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Seaghan

“Calm down now joe” it’s pronounced “seán” not shaggin’ once written on a whiteboard by an amazing maths teacher and read by a person who may or may not be names J O E
SEAGHAN
Read this word joe”
“Hmmmm shaggin’?”
Calm down now joe”
by nojokethough September 5, 2019
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Saghar

Your childhood crush. A girl who looks so beautiful and friendly. One could say that she's disloyal but that won't stop you from liking her.
Man! That girl sure looks like a Saghar.
by MDaal August 17, 2018
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slagtar

Residual fecal matter in a toilet basin, usually in the form of thin striations.
Most etiquette books recommend that guests not leave slagtar in the toilet of their host.
by Eric Von Lhomond July 28, 2006
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