Unnecessary Blackness

a Football penalty becoming more common by the day.

Jaron toasts Corey on a corner route

Corey: Dude, no touchdown. Penalty on that play.

Jaron: what the hell! For what?

Corey: Unnecessary Blackness, 15 yards.

by Dajaleymon Kiwi January 1, 2009

convenient sickness disease

It's what you get when you pretend to be sick, but aren't.

"Hey honey, want to see the new Twilight movie?"
"I'd love to, honey, but *cough* I can't. *cough* *cough* I'm really sick."
"Really? Sick with what?"
"Convenient sickness disease."
*SLAP*

by TubbyCustard August 13, 2010

Porn Sickness

A distorted view of the world due to an obsessive interest in pornography. A subset of internet addiction.

Coined by the r/pornfree community on reddit, porn sickness results from a hyper-imbalanced relationship with pornography. Bored by the lack of novelty in vanilla content, porn sick users seek out and become familiar with increasingly perverted porn fetishes online. Often they feel as if that there's little that can surprise them anymore.

This oversaturation leads to gradual detaching from society. What is considered normal, even in non-sexual social interactions, tends to fade from memory as the user spirals around his obsessive interest. These affected users tend to find themselves in a "porn focused state of mind" 24/7, left wondering what happened to the original sexual tastes that set them on their dark journey so long ago.

Porn Sickness usually has 3 main tells:
-Decreased enjoyment of pornography
-Increased escalation of said pornography
-A confusing separation from otherwise healthy relationships

Internet addiction is quickly becoming a talking point in today's society....but people are still discovering the symptoms of porn sickness.

Using online activity as a way to detach from real emotions is common in those with internet addiction, but the symptoms of using porn are especially detrimental and lead to porn sickness.

by porn_sickness May 11, 2020

slickness

1. To possess the ability to seduce women, often many at a time.

2. Being able to service many women in a short time period, but not get caught.

3. Being seemingly patience to the outsider, while girls want to slob on your knob that very moment.

Nerd: How do you sleep with three different girls on the weekend, and still have a girlfriend.

Mr. Slick: The slickness my friend, it's an artform.

Nerd: How do I become slick?

Mr. Slick: You can't, you can only read about it.

by In the know February 17, 2004

Stoned Slackers

Viewing Audience of The Daily Show, according to Bill O'Reily. Studies have shown that contrary to O'Reily's position, viewers of The Daily Show are obscenely better informed and more well educated than viewers of O'Reily's show on Fox News. Rather than being evidence that marijuana is good for you, this is merely evidence that Fox News is for idiot freepers, and that a "fake news" comedy show is more educational than The O'Reily Factor.

Even a bunch of stoned slackers are smarter than the people who watch Fox News, so Bill O'Reily should just shut-up.

by Ian December 7, 2004

tard fam slickness

The false impression that tard fam members have in their mind that they are extremely slick with lots of the stuff that they do or say. The problem with this belief is that a tard fam member doesn't realize that they always have the lowest IQ in the room so what they may consider to be "slick" will be not even be close to slick in the eyes of everyone else. They will usually say something "slick" and act like they did something nice and everyone else will stand there and look at them like the idiot that they are. These MFs think they mad nice with it but the only thing they nice with is cleaning the bathroom at Wendy's.

When York copped that PS5, he capped about the price he paid and he though he was hella slick and had everyone fooled, everyone saw right through his bullshit and when he got called out, not only did he double down on his cap, he actually thought we'd buy his bullshit that second time. This was a prime example of tard fam slickness, the other two tards in the family also have many examples of trying shit like this too.

by TurnM3Up May 16, 2021

Slender Sickness

When slender man chases his victims. they start to become insane, paranoid, and anti-social, it will get worst up until they get taken away by slender man and never seen again.....

Stuttering Craig: Whats wrong with Ben?
Chad: Slender Sickness.
Stuttering Craig: Dang I feel sorry for him.
Chad: Don't he wont suffer much long.
Stuttering Craig: Why?
Chad: The Slender Man Will get him

by proto man x July 21, 2012