mexican skydiver

Mexican Skydiver is when you take 30 or more ounces of Margarita and you drink it all at once, usually through a beer bong. This method was invented by Droy of Albuqerque

Last night Dave had five mexican skydivers.

by Daniel LeRoy November 18, 2007

one-legged skydiver

when one, after being unsatisfied after sex, breaks the leg of his partner while she is in a vulnerable "position" and pushes her off the bed.

Tyler:Dude what happened to that chick at the gym you were talking to...she broke her leg
Drew:We hooked up last night and I gave her the one-legged skydiver

by Boom City! January 28, 2009

Philly Skydiver

You proceed to have sexual intercourse with a girl on a trampoline. Then you take a crap and bounce it off the trampoline and make her catch it in her mouth. Finally you stick a cheese steak in her vagina and scream "Philly Skydiver"

Man, I can't believe you gave that bitch a philly skydiver last night!

by Taylor F. January 12, 2008

The Skydiver

You hold the girl up with your feet "airplane style" and then she drops down and lands/inserts onto the dick.

"Let's try the Skydiver"

"Hold on I have to take my step-father to the hospital, he broke his dick when he and my mom tried the Skydiver in the backyard"

by TheBee'sFeet July 26, 2016

the muddy skydiver

taking a shit standing up into a urinal

Eugene was at a football game and the taco bell was rushing through his body. As he rushes to the bathroom during halftime only to find half of the tri-state area waiting in line the stall. Instead, Eugene spots the urinal and goes in for the muddy skydiver.

by partyintheusa March 29, 2015

Skydivers

Any type of ecstasy pill that is bunk. Normally from a bad batch.

Once you take the pill(s) you get high but you feel the comedown very fast. The comedown last longer than the high and generally makes you feel horrible.

Skydivers give you a bad roll the entire night.

"Man, those pill I had last night were some skydivers. Soon as I took them I felt like throwing up and had a headache the rest of the night."

" Person 1: I feel so horrible right now. I have a bad headache, my chest hurts and I feel like throwing up.

Person 2: I told you not to take those pills, they were some skydivers."

by BlakOutt July 11, 2009

alabama skydive

When a man spider crawls up a narrow hallway naked, while holding himself suspended with hands and feet pressed to each wall he awaits his unsuspecting victim. When said victim arrives and is directly underhead he drops with the ultimate goal of landing his genitals directly on their face.

"The other day Patrick called me from the back room, and when I went to go see what he wanted he got me with an Alabama Skydive."

by Farleywasgod January 21, 2010