I gotta see the doctor. That prostitute gave me skuzz nub. I’m all cankered and itching.
I went down on Sam last night for
the first time. Yea? How was it?
Unfortunately, he had the worst skuzz nub. Just lathered in smeg around the bellend. If I had some crackers I could have had a
cheese board. That’s nasty. You got knob cheesed!