skloop

a sound effect used when playing a trick on someone or stealing something.

similar to yoink

see also skanchskoach

someone goes to shake your hand and you fold your thumb into your palm and exclaim "skloop, dead fish".

your friend has hot fries from McDonalds, you smell the sweet aroma and steal a fry while saying "skloop"

your mother has a mug of hot coffee in her hand. You decide to slap it out of her hand. This would be a perfect time to say "skloop"

by Jack Skirianos December 2, 2004

Skison

Ski season, winter.

Summer is cool and all, but I'm ready for the skison already.

by dalph September 23, 2011

Shioot

When you're in the midst of saying "shit" but you realize you are in the presence of the wrong people, like a kid or an old person or some shit, so you play it off like you're going to say "shoot".

Shioot! I lost my phone!!

by Nuhnyahdahmnbizzniss September 15, 2016

bop beep be be skdoo bep

The sickest fucking burn possible. Coined by the epic Boyfriend, of Friday Night Funkin' fame.

Weeb: "I'll rip your nuts off after your girlfriend finishes gargling on mine!"
Epic guy: "bop beep be be skdoo bep"

by Charuzu April 29, 2021

Skizore

a exclamation of extreme joy induced through new information or revelation

"Dude Jenny wants the rape your brains out."
"Skizore!"

by Anonymous October 23, 2003

skloochie

Skank, slut and a hoochie; all rolled up into one.

Look at the way that skloochie is dress. She looks like a slutty, skank, hooch.

by josh madrigal September 8, 2007

skipocrite

(Noun)

Someone who skips class his or herself, but then chastises you for doing it in a hypocritical manner.

Ashley: Why didn't you go to class today? Slacker.

Brett: I was up all night, nurturing my newborn son. What did I miss?

Ashley: Grow up Brett, get the notes from someone else. I can't stand lazy people.

(Enters John)

John: Hey Ashley! Hi Brett! Why weren't you guys in class today?

Ashley:.....

Brett: Wait... Ashley wasn't there either?! YOU SKIPOCRITE!

(Ashley runs away, crying).

by j5thekiznid April 8, 2010