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skiboarder

one who skis and snowboards,has no clear favorite, and hates both for different reasons (both only occur in noobs). Noob snowboarders think its cool to go dow a black diamond riding only on one edge while getting no actual thrill, and just pushing all the snow down and making the top of hills icy, yes thats why the top is icy, not the temperature. skiers or pizzas as i like to call them take up too much room on slopes and just gett in the way, and you cant pass them. I would just like to say that the only reason snowboarding is more popular is because its easier to learn. No snowboarder can deny that a really good skier is awesome, and visa-versa.
steve is a skiboarder.
REALLY? I THOUGHT HE JUST BOARDED
no he skis too
by (or pseudonym); January 16, 2009
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skiboard

new swear and slaughter of the words 'ski' and 'snowboard' by mrs. snelling
1. dude, dont be a skiboard

2. in math we were discussing graphs bout skis and snowboards and that bitch kept saying skiboard
by anonimous December 1, 2004
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Skiboarder

A confused splitboarder who wears hardboots and carries his poles in his hands while snowboarding.
If that skiboarder carried more speed into the flats, he would not of needed to have his poles out.
by Styleboarder November 23, 2021
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skidboard

n. Skateboard with the wheels ripped off. Used on icy streets, railings etc in Canada during winter.

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Dude! Radical skidboard you got there, eh. Gnarly undercarriage remnants. Would you go downhill faster if you just bought a snowboard?

Leave me alone mom.
by gnostic3 December 28, 2022
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shitboard

A fetish where one intentionally rolls around in shit, usually in a bathtub.
Bob and I and going shitboarding tonight.
by zsedcx June 25, 2008
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skibard

Skibards tend to develop genital warts on their upper body soon after birth
A feeble human being
A poor excuse for a person
Mark M
Daniel baker
a skibard
by The skid May 17, 2011
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shitboarding

When you stick a wet rag on someone’s face with shit on it and leave it there for an hour or usually more, usually overnight.
Tomas was shitboarding his dad as a punishment for not making him a pizza.
by Djasjsjs Dnanjs November 10, 2020
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