Utah Skier

During the act of a three-some a female will jack off two males using their shafts as ski rods, continuing until ejaculation causing it to snow with white semen.

I recently viewed pornographic material featuring a Utah skier, it was a real blizzard!

by squevar September 16, 2013

Snobby skier

Any skier that is at an advanced level at skiing and subtly excludes all other lower level skiers. This only occurres in a group setting where there are is more than one snobby skier present.

Me: Hey, wanna go on that run?

Jake (Snobby skier 1): *looks past me, ignores question and skis away to snobby skier two

by perrier1234 March 12, 2019

airtight skier

When a girl has penises in her vagina, anus, mouth, and one in each hand.

Guy number 1: So what are you up to tonight?

Guy number 2: I'm going to watch this porn where this girl does an airtight skier.

by not the airtight skier September 13, 2009

three hole skier

When a woman is being penetrated orally, anally and vaginally at the same time whilst wanking two men off standing by her sides.

I was lucky enough to come home from school and witness my mum performing the three hole skier with my father and his 4 mates from the pub.

by Chris Robertson August 12, 2006

Alpine Skier

When a girl sits between two guys and simultaneously gives them a hand job.

During our flight back from Chicago Marie sat in the middle seat and gave Aaron and I an Alpine Skier.

by Tacotyme November 6, 2009

Instagram Skier

A skier that only skis so they can post pictures of themselves on social media. These individuals generally ski blues at low speeds before disappearing into the lodge to warm up. Instagram skiers are usually found at larger well-known ski areas such as Breck or Vail.

My sister is such an instagram skier. She spent $200 to ski at Vail so she could post the pictures online and get at least 20 likes.

by Senor Dank Nugs February 8, 2021

downhill skier

A woman doing four guys at once.

Beth was doing the downhill Skier. One guy in each hand with one from behind and one in the mouth.

by Dan_Da_Man_69 September 25, 2007