-the classic mall grab, making your board look like a petty accessory
-has worn supreme before skating
-wears spitfire, does not ride spitfire
-does not acknowledge old school or the different kinds of skating like freestyle or vert
-lofi & bart Simpson
-stereotypical skater social media aesthetic or screen saver theme
-butt boards
-skates to impress girls or boys
-says they can kickflip but can't when you ask because "injury" or "new shoes haven't broke into yet"
-the board they have had for a while and ride has absolutely no razer tail, marks, coned/ wheels, and/or grinded down trucks
-no ollie marks
-collects vans does not skate them
-dresses like stereotypical skater but is not connected to the culture
-rushed progression
-zumies
-has no footy
-eboy hair
-mongo
-commands you to kickflip
-can't even ollie
-rides/buys ripndip
-only knows Tony hawk and maybe nyjah
-vapes and drinks monster and listens to xxxtentacion, mgk, or some other sad boi trap
-hangs out at the skatepark but does not skate
-wears thrasher sweater does not read or watch thrasher
-is a model
-beleives Aaron kyro is the skate god and not Rodney mullen
-does not know who Rodney mullen is
-actually just a cruiser but won't say it
-takes photos and videos with their skateboard but never pictures or videos of them doing actual stuff on it besides maybe cruising down a street in the most boring aesthetically pleasing way
-can't put together a board
-has not seen him
-has worn supreme before skating
-wears spitfire, does not ride spitfire
-does not acknowledge old school or the different kinds of skating like freestyle or vert
-lofi & bart Simpson
-stereotypical skater social media aesthetic or screen saver theme
-butt boards
-skates to impress girls or boys
-says they can kickflip but can't when you ask because "injury" or "new shoes haven't broke into yet"
-the board they have had for a while and ride has absolutely no razer tail, marks, coned/ wheels, and/or grinded down trucks
-no ollie marks
-collects vans does not skate them
-dresses like stereotypical skater but is not connected to the culture
-rushed progression
-zumies
-has no footy
-eboy hair
-mongo
-commands you to kickflip
-can't even ollie
-rides/buys ripndip
-only knows Tony hawk and maybe nyjah
-vapes and drinks monster and listens to xxxtentacion, mgk, or some other sad boi trap
-hangs out at the skatepark but does not skate
-wears thrasher sweater does not read or watch thrasher
-is a model
-beleives Aaron kyro is the skate god and not Rodney mullen
-does not know who Rodney mullen is
-actually just a cruiser but won't say it
-takes photos and videos with their skateboard but never pictures or videos of them doing actual stuff on it besides maybe cruising down a street in the most boring aesthetically pleasing way
-can't put together a board
-has not seen him
Elissa: nice thrasher shirt, you skate too?
Finn: yeah, I can treflip
Elissa: nice, wanna play a game of skate?
Finn: ah I think I broke my ankle
Elissa: oh got a vid of it I can see?
Finn: no
Elissa: footy or it didn't happen haha
Finn: yeah sucks because I was so close to landing my first shuvit
Elissa: haha poser
Finn:I'm not a poser skater I don't mallgrab
Elissa: bruh go work on your tic tacs
Finn: yeah, I can treflip
Elissa: nice, wanna play a game of skate?
Finn: ah I think I broke my ankle
Elissa: oh got a vid of it I can see?
Finn: no
Elissa: footy or it didn't happen haha
Finn: yeah sucks because I was so close to landing my first shuvit
Elissa: haha poser
Finn:I'm not a poser skater I don't mallgrab
Elissa: bruh go work on your tic tacs
by FDflipperoo January 11, 2022
Get the Poser skater mug.If you are a Poser Skater, you probably do all of the following:
- You always wear and have items from popular skating brands such as Thrasher, Santa Cruz, Dickies, Vans, Nike SBs, and Supreme.
- Try to use skating to get girls or guys.
- Try to look and be cool.
- Always wear clothing items like beanies, hoodies, T-shirts, and baggy jeans.
If you do all of the following you can proceed with either of these options:
A. Get a Life.
or
B. Go fuck yourself.
- You always wear and have items from popular skating brands such as Thrasher, Santa Cruz, Dickies, Vans, Nike SBs, and Supreme.
- Try to use skating to get girls or guys.
- Try to look and be cool.
- Always wear clothing items like beanies, hoodies, T-shirts, and baggy jeans.
If you do all of the following you can proceed with either of these options:
A. Get a Life.
or
B. Go fuck yourself.
Did you see _____ today? He is so hot! Maybe he'll teach me how to skate...
Nah. Don't go after him, he's a Poser Skater.
Nah. Don't go after him, he's a Poser Skater.
by UrMom'sHouse February 11, 2021
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A self acclaimed skater who:
1. Can't kickflip or heelflip
2. Never won a game of SKATE
3. Gets blank'd often
4. Can't ollie a one stair set.
5. Never skates by themselves
6. Has a board just for the hell of it
1. Can't kickflip or heelflip
2. Never won a game of SKATE
3. Gets blank'd often
4. Can't ollie a one stair set.
5. Never skates by themselves
6. Has a board just for the hell of it
Skater: "Dude, leave me alone, I don't want to skate with you."
Poser: "Come on bro! I hate skating by myself and I need help with my kickflips!"
Skater: "Get away from me poser skater."
Poser: "Come on bro! I hate skating by myself and I need help with my kickflips!"
Skater: "Get away from me poser skater."
by PanzyWarfare November 2, 2009
Get the Poser Skater mug.Someone who wears skateboarding brands e.g. Palace, Supreme, Huf, Diamond etc. and only buys the clothes because they are expensive. They have so idea about the skateboarding brands they are wearing, or skateboarding in general. The only reason they wear these clothes is to show off how much money they have. Basically an all round massive cunt.
Actual skater: Hey (poser), what do you think of (skater for Palace Skateboards) new part in the new Palace video?
Poser (non-skater): Urmmm what? what the fuck are you on about?
Skater: Well, I see you're wearing a Palace t-shirt and a Palace sweatshirt, so you clearly MUST skateboard?
Poser (non-skater):No......?
Actual skater: what a massive posing cunt
Poser (non-skater): Urmmm what? what the fuck are you on about?
Skater: Well, I see you're wearing a Palace t-shirt and a Palace sweatshirt, so you clearly MUST skateboard?
Poser (non-skater):No......?
Actual skater: what a massive posing cunt
by roastedbabynuts July 9, 2014
Get the Poser (non-skater) mug.A dick who stands around at a skate park or walks around with a skateboard to make them,selves look cool, but cant skate.
They also insult people who can acutaly sk8.
Note: Beginer Skaters who are just learning are not pores
They also insult people who can acutaly sk8.
Note: Beginer Skaters who are just learning are not pores
Skater tries to do a 720 triple 360 flip of a 10 foot ramp but falls on the landing.
SkaterPoser: hahaha lol i can do that so easy man u fail
Skater: so do it
poser: um my board is at home.
skater: its in ur hand
poser runs off in shame
skater: fag...
SkaterPoser: hahaha lol i can do that so easy man u fail
Skater: so do it
poser: um my board is at home.
skater: its in ur hand
poser runs off in shame
skater: fag...
by sk84erlife October 17, 2011
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