spankathon

A marathon masturbation session.

Tonight's spankathon is brought to you in part by the makers of KY, and the good people at Barely Legal. With funding in part by the Kleenex corporation.

by Mr. Softey February 4, 2009

spankathon

n. A long spank

"I spanked for a long time. It was almost a Spankathon."

by Stouffer November 7, 2002

skankatron

noun; an excessively skanky person, bringing sleaziness to a mehodical and relentless level almost as if he/she were a machine whose sole programmed routine involved being easy, forward, and generally skanky whore.

That boy with whom you cheated on me last week and now won't call you back? he's a skankatron and you should go get yourself to the clinic. Oh yeah by the way, you couldn't pay me to toss that ass of yours now.

by ewp January 27, 2004

Skankatron Thunderdome

A social gathering place where unusually self absorbed, extremely shallow men and women gather to compete with each other in order to score the best possible sexual partner. Characteristic traits of such an establishment would be text message walls, Abercrombie dresscode, and the tangible disdain for anyone present that is not exclusively looking for sex.

Me: So, I went to that club the other night. It took me twenty minutes to get a drink because the bartender was too busy trying to get the numbers of the only three women there that weren't already busy dryhumping.

Friend: ...How many times did the DJ play "Low"?

Me: About eight. In two hours.

Friend: Dude, you ventured into the Skankatron Thunderdome.

by Digwood November 5, 2008

skanktamonious cunt

A female pathalogical lier who acts holier than thou, who uses her good looks and empty promises to maniplate those around her into feeling sorry for her. All the while she's telling slanderous lies about them behind their backs.

I really despise skanktamonious cunts.

by Hates lying bitchs June 20, 2010

Skankawhoreus

Variant of SKANKASAURUS, but more offensive.

Look at that butt-ugly skankawhoreus over there. Oh wait, just just yo momma.

by Nick September 10, 2003

spunkathon

When a young male masturbates as many times as he can with very little recovery time.

Nerd #1: "Dude, what did you do this weekend?"

Nerd #2: "I had a spunkathon to see how many loads I could pump onto a pair of my sister's panties."

Nerd #1: "DUDE! That's so frickin cool!

by spontaneous spunk December 19, 2011