An overly obese female in her 20's, usually seen working at temp jobs for telemarketing companies, smoking kool 100's, bumping static-y rap music from their radios, and hanging out with large groups of african-american males.
Me, Jermain, Leroy, Jaquain, Malik, Rodney, Lawrence, Terrell, and Kobe just ran the train on a seadonk.
by XtieMoe September 28, 2005
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verb
the act of rubbing ones genitals vigorously on a victims face until the victim passes out
(1)
He shadonkled the chance to get laid.
(2)
Dan shadonkled that guy on that last League of Legends team fight.
(2)
"I thought there was a spontaneous truckload of wet brownie mix that spilled all over my front lawn but it turns out I had just been shamboozled."
verb
the act of rubbing ones genitals vigorously on a victims face until the victim passes out
(1)
He shadonkled the chance to get laid.
(2)
Dan shadonkled that guy on that last League of Legends team fight.
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"I thought there was a spontaneous truckload of wet brownie mix that spilled all over my front lawn but it turns out I had just been shamboozled."
Dan just gave that guy the ol' shadonkle in that last team fight of League of Legends.
You had better stop while you're ahead before you get shadonkled.
You had better stop while you're ahead before you get shadonkled.
by bareMinimum March 2, 2020
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Michael: Woah... I'm overwhelmed with SKADUNK right now!
Patrick: Really? Magnificent. Enjoy the moment, friend.
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Jeff: I don't even care about all this money anymore. I SKADUNKED myself out of wanting to work.
Bill: Are you serious? We don't have time for you to be overly empathetic.
Jeff: Seriously, Bill. My SKADUNK just now made me want to help people, because I am them.
Bill: Ah, whatever! I need to find some other mindless sap that takes the monetary system more seriously. All of these SKADUNKERS are lost on that weird hippy stuff!
Michael: Woah... I'm overwhelmed with SKADUNK right now!
Patrick: Really? Magnificent. Enjoy the moment, friend.
2.
Jeff: I don't even care about all this money anymore. I SKADUNKED myself out of wanting to work.
Bill: Are you serious? We don't have time for you to be overly empathetic.
Jeff: Seriously, Bill. My SKADUNK just now made me want to help people, because I am them.
Bill: Ah, whatever! I need to find some other mindless sap that takes the monetary system more seriously. All of these SKADUNKERS are lost on that weird hippy stuff!
by Psili Piji December 2, 2020
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also used by annoying boys named corey and chase during english class...
also used by annoying boys named corey and chase during english class...
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