Sjoerd

A total Idiot retarded gayfaggot, who wants to fuck and get fucked by big black cocks.

"You're a Sjoerd!" "How dare you to even say that?"

by Allknowinggenius November 28, 2017

Sjoerd

Sjoerd is a dead meme. He is a character of a Dutch Ad about someone working in a Supermarket vlogging. His name get's referred when talking about something stupid, due to his voice.

"Hey, ik ben SJOERD" ("Hi, I'm SJOERD")
"I could imagine Sjoerd saying that"

by TheKemp June 28, 2018

Sjoerd

Guy with no sense of humor.

Always very loud and drunk

Talks and thinks about sex all the time.

Stop being a Sjoerd

by R0b0b1n March 31, 2019

Sjoerderig

Sjoerderig (adjective): Describes a person who responds in a hesitant, suspicious, and doubtful manner, often characterized by prolonged pauses, uncertainty, and a tendency to express indecision or skepticism, as in "euhhhhhh no euhhhhh maybe hmmmm." This behavior reflects a reluctance to commit or trust fully, often manifesting in cautious or questioning reactions.

A: "Did you notice how John was acting during the meeting?"

B: "Yeah, he was really sjoerderig when they asked him about the budget, all 'uhhhh maybe, I don't know.'"

by FaZe_xXxAchmeDxXx December 5, 2024

Dirty Sjoerd

Telling one of your disguisting friends with cancerous feet to take their rotten stench elsewhere

Bilan, would you please remove your cancerous feet from my sight because im not a dirty Sjoerd.

by Cleanfeet June 4, 2020