spak arm

1. The arm that, during a hug or cuddle, has nowhere to be put and is generally uncomfortable and/or in the way; out of place, such is a spak. It is nearly always present during 'lay down' cuddles, when both participants lay side by side and cuddle, the 'spak arm' is the left arm of the person on the right if they leave it by their side. It cannot partake in any cuddling, nor can it move without interrupting the 'moment'.

2. When someone cannot throw a ball or object with either arm, the offending arm is given the name 'spak arm'. It is useless. Like a spak.

1. Jim thought, lying next to Lucy, whether eliminating the obscurity and pain of his spak arm was worth 'losing the moment'.

2. i) "Don't give it to spak arm! We wanna win, remember!"

2. ii) "Goldman, don't throw it with your fucking spak arm!"

by Blenks October 5, 2004

Spaking

A positive term, even greater than saying "Spanking"

"That resort was spaking !"

by Spaking January 26, 2022

spaktard

a spasticly retarded individual, who cant tell their arse from their elbow

that sam is such a spaktard

by jefi b December 7, 2004

spakka

1. A physically handicapped individual.
2. A mentally handicapped individual.
3. A physically AND mentally handicapped individual. A PROPER spakka.
4. Someone displaying amazing mental/physical inability, while not actually being handicapped.

That John Coxon, look at the size of that blokka boot and the dribble hanging down to his knees. What a proper spakka.

by chris - p September 15, 2003

spaktastic

another word for awesome, or fantastic

these noodles are spaktastic

by superspak October 2, 2006

Spakque

A fancier term for spak for you to use like the educated cunt you are

1: you’re such a spakque
2: STFU

by Toginata July 7, 2019

Sipek

Sipek is a European last name commonly used in Czech. People with the last name Sipek are usually very kind determined, sarcastic, loving, and tough. If you ever meet a Sipek know you are the luckiest human being in the world because they are the best people you are ever going to meet.

I met a girl with the last name Sipek- I think she's the love of my life

by Catfish5678 January 14, 2021