Simeon

a big assed bitch with farting problems

usually friends with Asians.

Has a damn gud ass ( not to be proud of, hes a guy hpefully)

ew that simeon over there needs to lose some weight

by yokyokmum December 03, 2011

Simeon

A common pet name for any abnormally large and unattractive mole usually on the facial area.

-Wow isn't Simeon the ugliest piece of ass you've ever seen?

-Totally!

by uglymoleholeaasoossososososbgf December 18, 2011

Simeon

A form of dance that takes every ounce of your time and money. Causes extreme fusturation and anger. The evil slave driver, also called your ballet instructor, takes all of your money and still gives you crappy parts. High ammounts of stage make-up are required.

Guy: "Can you go to the movies on Friday?"

Simeon: "No I'm so sorry I have ballet"

Guy: "Saturday?"

Simeon: "No I'm so sorry I have ballet"

Guy: "Sunday?"

Simeon: "No I'm so sorry I have ballet"

You get the point....

by SimeonApe January 14, 2011

Simeon

Slang term for homosexual, usualy one who is flamboyantly flaming

Guy A- Want to know an easy way to make a thousand dollars?

Guy B- How?

Guy A- Suck a Cock

Guy B- Wow your such a Simeon

by gokwannnnny October 14, 2011

Simeon

An ugly child that lets off farts every two seconds, smells incredibly bad.

Oh, Simeon's farted again. Ew.

by youaresuchaslutx00x0x0e33 December 31, 2011

Simeon

The underpart of your chin that everyone has. Some may have it bigger than others.

That grandma has a huge wrinkly old Simeon!

by simeonthefatdogg4de3 December 18, 2011

Simeon

Simeon is a person that cares for what people think about him and he or she hates when other people hate them and when something bad like drama starts he will be there when u need him/her but when it’s facing them they conceil themselves away from it and try to wait for it to end, most of the time he/she have crushes on Sagittarius’ and and people who care for themselves but sometimes

I think Simeon is a rlly nice person

by IlikeuNatalie May 17, 2018