handy jay and silent bob

1) To perform fellatio on a man silently while stroking his shaft. 2) To give a hand job while sucking the head of a penis without making any sound.

Hey man. I was at this party last night and Sara gave me a handy jay and silent bob in the bathroom.

by Network Pathogen August 25, 2015

Jay And Silent Bob

The coolest pair of stoners... Who have made their mark in american history... FOREVER! They've been in several movies.
(Ex,in chronological order: Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, And Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back)
Even a Tv Show! So Watch everything that I listed, or ill get you... oh I will... j/k!

Jay aka: Chronic. "Is a smoooth pimp who looove the pussy"...

Silent Bob aka: Bluntman. "Is my black manservant, WHAT?"

by Snooginik January 28, 2004

jay and silent bob

the two coolest stoners ever to have been born by their careless mothers who left them in front of the quickstop, which is now there place to hang out and smoke weed. aka jason mewes, and kevin smith.

snoochie boochies mother fucker!!!

by Mr. Pink December 5, 2004

jay-and-silent-bob

n. Two singin, pot slingin, Jersey boys, one who doesn't talk, and one who talks way to much, who post at a quik stop smokin mad bud, drinkin beers, and shootin the shit.

v. to lean against a building and smoke/sell chronic, presumably while engaging in a completely nothing conversation.

1. Hey man, I'm dry, and our hookup is a queer. Let's go over to Jay and Silent Bob down at the quik stop.

2. Yo, you want to just go over to the bowling alley and jay-and-silent-bob it tonight, maybe get some fat pussy?

by Fishmasta September 6, 2006

Jay and Silent Bob

The most amazing stoner duo to ever appear in a Hollywood movie.

Those two were in all Kevin Smith's best movies:

-Clerks
-Mallrats
-Chasing Amy
-Dogman
-Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
-Oh, and that short-lived cartoon based on Clerks.
That show was the shit, man.

by Celeste A July 16, 2008

jay and silent bob

The only good thing to ever come out of New Jersey

"Fuck Jay and Silent Bob. Fuck them. Fuck them up their stupid asses..."

by asdfsfasdfsg44sdf April 22, 2008

Jay And Silent Bob

Whenever you find the person who was talking shit about you online and you meet them irl to to give them the hands

Guy 1: Aye, you hear about Tom?
Guy 2: Naw, what happened?
Guy 1: Some dude was trolling him on FB. And he got his address.
Guy 2: Damn, he's gonna get that Jay And Silent Bob....

by TreyGanzCCG June 12, 2018