Side jizz

When a guy rubs his dick against his inner thigh at high speeds until he jizzes

Guy #1: "dude were you just side jizzing
Guy #2: "maybe"

by DoughnutsAreNice October 14, 2016

side jobby

The side jobby is a sexual move where two or more men stand on either side of someone (usually another man) who is on their knees, and smack and thrust their penis om and around the ear canal.

Last night these 6 guys at the bar gave me a side jobby.

by MangekyoJesus May 17, 2017

Side job

When two people give one person a blow job but it looks like you are eating corn on the cob

“Yeah I gave him a side job” “Awww nice”

by louisun_ February 11, 2022

Side Walk Jelly Fish

When your walking down the street with your friends and you see a used condom on the ground.

Holy shit! a Side Walk Jelly Fish!!!! dont step on it you don't want to kill the urban animals bro!

by NoLabelsCali October 15, 2010

east side san jose

Story and King, the heart of the east...

East side San Jose is where I stay all day errryday

by A$VP September 21, 2013

side boner job

A job to be conducted without the full mental attention of the boner, but rather, the side.

"Dude! What about her she is totally hot!"
"Naw man, she's only a side boner job, too high maintenance for a relationship."

by TheCubesicle September 12, 2013

side-ways sloppy joe

clitoris, pussy, etc.

I could really go for a slideways sloppy joe or a tuna casserole....pink taco?

by Bean August 15, 2003