A slime-ball creature lower than dirt. A person to intimidate you and bill you for their lies and deception. Someone who is more interested in their place in the professional pecking order than an advocate for clients. A high priced whore who is conjugal with either side of a dispute who then lends his or her support to the highest bidder.
I went to a mediation. The plaintiff made up lies. My lawyer said they might make you "look bad" you better pay them(the plaintiff) or face more fees. My lawyer was a shyster.
by Clear Light July 8, 2011
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The sexy curves of this Greek goddess is rivaled by no other woman. Her dark eyes, hair and sex appeal make her a topic of aspiration by other women. Unique and filled with mystery, this beauty, filled with love and desire, is a coveted women. Men want her and women are envious.
The sexy curves of this Greek goddess is rivaled by no other woman. Her dark eyes, hair and sex appeal make her a topic of aspiration by other women. Unique and filled with mystery, this beauty, filled with love and desire, is a coveted women. Men want her and women are envious.
Holy shit bro! You see that chick over there? She took my breath away! I don't remember what I was doing, but I know what I want to do now! That chick is mysterious and sexy. I know she's out of my league, but I'm going in for the kill. She's a Shasti.
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A large white girl whose ghoulish appearance is reminiscent of a yeti.
Formed from She + Yeti = Shyeti
Formed from She + Yeti = Shyeti
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Get the shysie mug.A computer showing the symptoms of a virus infection; turtle-slowness, inability to run certain apps or games, inability to browse through the internet or very slow internet browsing, and certainly will end in you having a high blood pressure.
A: My windows has a systitis for the last month.
B: It's probably because you're running an update-disabled fake version. Buy a genuine version, or replace your windows with any open-source os.
B: It's probably because you're running an update-disabled fake version. Buy a genuine version, or replace your windows with any open-source os.
by Ahmed Zidan October 27, 2010
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It's very hard to win a lawsuit against you when you're against a big corporation with plenty of shysters.
by Tuna Wanda May 30, 2005
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