Jersey Shorgy

A large, throbbing dancing scrum, set to dance-pop music, comprised mostly of fist pumping, high-fiving Jersey Shore types, and their hard partying, bottle poppin', ass-grinding compatriots.

When the Katy Perry song started up, the dance floor at the Wildwood bar became an undulating Jersey Shorgy.

by H. Wallbanger III October 3, 2011

shurgle

The audible gurgling noises emanating from one's intestines indicating that a bowel movement is imminent.

We've gotta get out of here. I just shurgled and there's no way I'm gonna pinch a loaf at a party.

by chestnutfuton October 6, 2007

shurry

A shurry is the act of having a shit while smoking a durry. Going for a shurry is an Aussie tradition and one of the few occasions when males are capable of multitasking.

A shurry a day helps me work, rest and play.

Nate: "Later bitches, I'm heading home for a shurry."

by Wozzy Woo Woo July 2, 2017

Shorgy

Having an orgy in a shower.

We all got in the shower, got naked and starting having sex... What a shorgy!

by Guich May 12, 2015

gurgle burgle sho-shurgle

A term you use to confuse the fuck out of someone to get out of an awkward conversation. It also a code term for the Illuminati that means "I farted and blame you."

Gurgle burgle sho-shurgle is best used to get out of awkward social situations. For example, saying gurgle burgle sho-shurgle when your girlfriend asks you if she looks fat.

by Dragon Spatz November 1, 2017

shurge

the undeniable urge for a massive bowel movement after consuming copious amounts of coffee

I just drank a venti mocha and now I'm feeling the shurge

by flyinchicken January 17, 2015

Jay Shurey

Writer / Director of Film,
Radio Presenter,
Administrator

by Jay Shurey September 15, 2003