Shump

A cross between a pump and a shoe. they are going to be the next big thing, there are currently a nice pair of Fred Perry's available in Schuh but soon everyone will bring them out.

They're a damn sexy pair of shumps you have on there

by THE BADASS DAN June 28, 2009

Shump

Verb
When a short person jumps.

Poor Susy had to shump to reach the box on the top shelf, but she still didn't get it.

by Squidward the 3rd March 28, 2019

Shump

It’s where you take a dump while in the shower

Aidan took a shump while in the locker room shower...

by Yeet patrol chief December 16, 2019

Shump

A shump is a adjective, verb, adverb, noun, pronoun, preposition, conjunction, interjection, determiner, Place, or idea/ideal.

Person1: "That guy is such a shump."
Person2: "Yeah he really got shumped'."

by Bowan September 3, 2020

Shump/Dower

Taking a BEASTLY dump before taking a BEASTLY shower!!! Like a BOSS!!!

Solly is a BOSS so he went to take a beastly shump/dower!!

by MikeHawk69 September 9, 2012

trah the shump

seize the day; carpe diem.

you only live once, go out and trah the shump!

by Paul Webb December 20, 2006

2 Pump Shump

When a man unleashes two monster size loads into the same persons mouth, but is 2 separate ejaculation, in a short time frame.

Bro 1: I heard you took Sally home last night, bro. What did you do?

Bro 2: She gave me a 2 pump shump!

Bro 1: Dude.

by BillWiTheScienceFi2 November 7, 2018