Shumping

To jump while excreting feces from your anus.

I was outside yesterday Shumping all around

by Golden.Dog.Ass August 30, 2006

Shump

when you say you have to take a shit/dump and it comes out shump.

Holy shit i gotta take a shump.

by Tom Alumyzs July 2, 2008

Shump

Shump or Shumpei doesn't have any clear definition. It's meaning has been lost over translation from the ancient world of Japanese. These days, Shumpei or shump can be referred to anything, as a noun, verb, or adjective.

"Let's go shump that nigga up!"
"I got me a 10 dollar shump the other night. Wow, she was worth it!"

by Timmy Santino May 24, 2006

Shump/Dower

Taking a BEASTLY dump before taking a BEASTLY shower!!! Like a BOSS!!!

Solly is a BOSS so he went to take a beastly shump/dower!!

by MikeHawk69 September 9, 2012

trah the shump

seize the day; carpe diem.

you only live once, go out and trah the shump!

by Paul Webb December 20, 2006

Shump

A cross between a pump and a shoe. they are going to be the next big thing, there are currently a nice pair of Fred Perry's available in Schuh but soon everyone will bring them out.

They're a damn sexy pair of shumps you have on there

by THE BADASS DAN June 28, 2009

2 Pump Shump

When a man unleashes two monster size loads into the same persons mouth, but is 2 separate ejaculation, in a short time frame.

Bro 1: I heard you took Sally home last night, bro. What did you do?

Bro 2: She gave me a 2 pump shump!

Bro 1: Dude.

by BillWiTheScienceFi2 November 7, 2018