Shroomin' with Ty Wright

A public access TV show written, produced, directed and starring Tyler Wright. The entire show consists of Tyler sitting on a couch in his basement with an open phone book calling random citizens of Hockessin, Delaware and asking them his classic line.

Scenario ONE:
Ty: Yo, you shroomin'?
Person 1: Hell yeah, I'm shroomin'!

Scenario TWO:
Ty: Yo, you shroomin'?
Person 2: What the hell? I'll call the cops on you, you little rat ass bastard mother fuc...(at which point Ty hangs up, rolls around on the floor laughing)

by Public Access TV Programmer March 4, 2005

shooish

An adjective describing a feeling of being swept off your feet.

I was feeling a bit shooish when that unrealistically hot latin girl walked by me.

by CT Garcia January 25, 2005

shrooms

An enjoyable drug that makes things hilarious and makes people's faces do crazy things. Listen to Frank Zappa.

When I did mushrooms, the corner of the room started to stretch into a point of infinity like taffy. Then we listened to Frank Zappa's version of Purple Haze and I laughed until I nearly pissed myself. My friends faces did weird things and I picked up this tortilla chip, looked at it, and said "swaddling clothes." Then we were smoking outside and my friend lunged at me from 10 feet away and burned me with a cigarette and broke his hand on a pickle jar. Then we played with the drum machine. That was my experience on mushrooms.

by IHeartShrooms May 12, 2004

chocolate shrooms

Magic mushrooms dipped in chocolate. Easier to consume since the chocolate hides the generally bland flavor of mushrooms. The fact that they are dipped in chocolate has nothing to do with the strength of the actual mushrooms themselves.

Mmmmm... chocolate shrooms. :)

by Orion1 November 11, 2008

Psychedelic Shrooms

Mushrooms that make one hallucinate.

Dude you know those shrooms? Those psychedelic shrooms? Yeah. Man. Yeah.

by Bob Dukes May 27, 2011

Gone shroomin’

Gone shroomin' is the feeling of pure bliss when you leave your house unattended while looking for shrooms. The excitement that you might get robbed plus the idea of finding shrooms is overwhelming. Typically someone will hang a ‘gone shroomin’ sign on their door to alert their neighbours, friends and family of their whereabouts.

“Where were you last weekend?”
“Oh me? I was gone shroomin’ the whole time!”

by scaglad October 2, 2018

Lay off the shrooms

Something that is said to somebody in jest when they make a statement that is so outrageous, it would seem that their mind has been affected by the use of the psychedelic drug.

Rob: i was listening to some slayer earlier \m/

Vince: yeah they're just alright. You know, they're okay.

Rob: You need to lay off the shrooms bro, you're trippin'. Slayer is fucking awesome!

by BigG845 October 1, 2017