shrink wrap a turd 

When a turd or piece of a turd refuses to go down after repeated flushings. It keeps bobbing up as if made of cork.Piling on multiple layers of toilet tissue essentially shrink wraps the obstinate floater and results in a flushable package.

After 5 flushes,I had to shrink wrap a turd to get it to go down.

shrink wrap a turd by wolfbait51 April 9, 2011

Shrink wrap 

condom, condoms.

gimmie my shrink wrap.

Shrink wrap by C.J. Henry February 22, 2004

shrink cream

pussy tightening cream. it is the cream that women who have loose worn out twats with no elasticity use in order to fool their man into believing he is getting some tight-as-a-virgin snatch. this stuff works like a charm if your man has an average to less than average size penis. if his dick is too big, only let him stroke you for like 30-45 seconds. because if he bangs you longer than that, his big dick will penetrate beyond where your walls used to be and your gig is up!!

girl i have six kids. but just before i make love i use this shrink cream to tighten it up.

damn baby, you aint tight like you used to be. here, use this shrink cream.

shrink cream by trainhead August 6, 2011

shrink wrapping 

When one installs a condom in the flacid condition then grows into it.

it's not hard... don't worry I'm shrink wrapping it..

shrink wrapping by the noodle'er December 17, 2008

Shrink their heads

When someone beats someone mercilessly, especially around their head area.

I'm a bouncer at a strip club. Sometimes when guys don't follow the rules, the boss lets me "shrink their heads".

Shrink their heads by Lance Deeply August 21, 2017

Shrink in a hole 

You would use this phrase if you are annoyed at someone, it is an less extreme version of "go die in a hole".

Your annoying, go shrink in a hole.

Shrink in a hole by Ally tihihi September 15, 2018

Shrink Wrap 

A sexual act performed by gay men, involving one man who is uncut (not circumsized)

Pressing the heads of two penises together and pulling the fore-skin over the other and simultaneously masturbating both.

Man #1: Wanna play tummy sticks?

Man #2: Sure, can we shrink wrap?

man #1 proceed to pull his foreskin over the head of man # 2 and they mutually masturbate.

Shrink Wrap by DJ Mack Attack June 4, 2009