shrimp

a really small pp.

kate: so did u guys do it?
synthia: nah he has a shrimp

by bigdoggy5843 July 24, 2020

shrimp

a hairy, stubby, smelly cock that a male will pull out unexpectedly when showing up at your door, normally when ur parents are at back to school night!!

beware of that micheal kid, his shrimp is smaller than my conscience span!!

by bhadbitchparty.tingz November 26, 2019

shrimp

Where I'm from the drug Mephedrone is known as Shrimp. Mephedrone is a high that reminds me of ecstasy and cocaine. Mephedrone, or Shrimp is a sure sign of a good time. It makes everyone social, and you can have sex for hours on it. It is becoming very popular and is my favorite drug. It is said to be called Shrimp because it is cheap and easy to find...cheers!

Hey man, after this line of shrimp lets bump some Sasha!

You read my mind!!

by Bigmanoncampus4234 March 20, 2011

shrimp

an adjective.

a description of someone who has a beautiful body with a (kinda) disturbing head.

A guy told his friend he's desperate for sex..
"I'd go for any girl! Even the shrimps!"

by Luci1103 January 18, 2008

shrimp

A person that's very short.

Gary Coleman,Cassadee Pope,Hayden Panettiere,
Hayley Williams,

person1: I would rather hookup with Cassadee Pope than that slut Ke$ha.

person2: What the fuck? You want to be with that shrimp Cassadee?

person1: Fuck Yeah.

by Veryhairyguy August 6, 2010

shrimp

Sucking the semen out an orifice while using a straw. Usually a homosexual act but the hetero shrimp is just as bad.

I heard he grabbed a straw and shrimped out the cum.

by silas6872 November 14, 2012

shrimp

to shrimp is the act of ravishing a woman purely for her body, as one would tear the head from a shrimp they would to a person. similar to the paper bag job.

mike "yo blud check dem fine titties, an booty"

bob "ppssh you trippin son lookat dat face man, dut dut"

mike " meh i'd still shrimp dat"

by mikey4756767 December 16, 2008