shreking

When two guys each stick their dick in a girls ear simultaneously. Can be used as a joke, used as ear sex, or used as a finale.

Hey man, you remember that hot chick at the party last night? Well John and I ended up shreking her afterward.

by BBreezy716 September 12, 2014

Shrexting

Exchanging pictures of Shrek via text messaging.

“Maybe you would have slept more if you weren’t Shrexting your friends at 3am!”

by Manny223 October 5, 2019

Shreking

The act of smearing mud yourself and painting your penis green and ass fucking a person in a donkey costume while loudly shouting “how do ya like that donke”

I quite enjoy shreking your mom

by Barney_Lover_2 June 1, 2022

shreking

The sweet embrace that I sometimes receive when when a stranger asks me why I'm in his swamp.

"JONNY! You'd better not be shreking in there".

by zombifiedgrass December 14, 2015

shrecking

hating on some thing, particularly rap or hip hop music

why you shrecking man

by shreck May 18, 2011

Shreking

Watching the movie Shrek while having oral sex

It was so awesome last night when i was shreking with my girl friend

by YoungMacDre February 16, 2008

Shreking

Shreking is taking a dump while simeltaneously watching one of the three shrek movies.

After i went shreking in my bathroom last night i had to move my tv back into the living room.

by YoungMacDre January 12, 2009