shreking

When two guys each stick their dick in a girls ear simultaneously. Can be used as a joke, used as ear sex, or used as a finale.

Hey man, you remember that hot chick at the party last night? Well John and I ended up shreking her afterward.

by BBreezy716 September 12, 2014

Shrekkism

Shrekkism (or shrekkyism) is the name of the religion that believes/warships the one true god, Shrek. Shrekkism is about Shrek, and his battle to save the world from the evil demon, fairy god mother. We pray to Shrek, then thank the lord and eat an onion. And as always, it's not over, it is all ogre. Shrek is love, Shrek is life

-smart 🅱️🅾️ℹ: My religion is shrekkism
Dum🅱️🅰️ss: shrekkism? Wut dat is?
Smart 🅱️🅾️ℹ: omae wa mu, shinderu

Dum🅱️🅰️ss *dies*

by hugegay May 30, 2018

shrekning

the day when the overlord shrek destroys the world. The mighty ogre will come down from the sky and break shit.

dude, you insult me now, but wait for the shrekning. I will be a king by his side.

by The nightwing April 10, 2015

Shreking

The act of smearing mud yourself and painting your penis green and ass fucking a person in a donkey costume while loudly shouting “how do ya like that donke”

I quite enjoy shreking your mom

by Barney_Lover_2 June 1, 2022

Shrekinslap

Smacking your dong to a image of shrecks arse

I shrekinslaped last night

by Shrekpendragon69 July 17, 2022

shmekkin'

To have sexual relations

Synonyms: be carnal, bed, breed, cohabit, conjugate, couple, do it, fool around, fornicate, go all the way, go to bed, have coition, have relations, have sex, lay*, lie with, make it, make love, make out, mate, sleep together, sleep with, unite

I'm in the mood for some shmekkin'...I wonder if Carly's around tonight.

That Carly is a fine piece. She gives some good shmekkins.

by Shtick_Figure November 15, 2011

shreking

The sweet embrace that I sometimes receive when when a stranger asks me why I'm in his swamp.

"JONNY! You'd better not be shreking in there".

by zombifiedgrass December 14, 2015