by JOSHWA86 October 30, 2015
Get the fancy a shag mug.Nostalgic sex between ex-lovers. Two possible outcomes: rekindled love or a resumption of hostilities. The latter much more likely, often resulting in house-trashing or post-coital homicide.
Good to see you again. Fancy a retro-shag for old time's sake?
Get lost. I'd rather have sex with a dead sheep. In fact, I couldn't tell the difference.
Get lost. I'd rather have sex with a dead sheep. In fact, I couldn't tell the difference.
by adonais February 20, 2007
Get the retro-shag mug.One may travel many shag miles to have sex with the right person. However, some people are either fortunate enough to have their sexual partner nearby.
Others, though, may simply be lazy or unimaginative and find or remain with their sexual partner simply because they are close to er.. hand. This is a "proximity shag" (noun and verb).
Others, though, may simply be lazy or unimaginative and find or remain with their sexual partner simply because they are close to er.. hand. This is a "proximity shag" (noun and verb).
A: We split up because he is too many shag miles away. You on the other hand...
B: ...live next door. That makes me a...
A: ... proximity shag.
B: I suddenly don't feel very special.
B: ...live next door. That makes me a...
A: ... proximity shag.
B: I suddenly don't feel very special.
by Roo October 6, 2013
Get the Proximity shag mug.A group of well hung boys with humongous horse cocks who shag a bunch of women. (group)
Can also be used to reference an area where these boys hang out, typically benches or a house. (place)
Can also be used to reference an area where these boys hang out, typically benches or a house. (place)
1. OMG, they are Shag Palace they have such big dicks
2. I heard they call this place shag palace, we best stay clear from this hangout, I've heard a lot of chads have massive orgies here.
2. I heard they call this place shag palace, we best stay clear from this hangout, I've heard a lot of chads have massive orgies here.
by shag palace loyal member 1 June 26, 2020
Get the Shag Palace mug.While the distance travelled by light in a year (a "light year") is a significant measurement, there is one that has greater relevance to most of us: the "shag mile".
The shag mile (noun) is the distance one is prepared to travel in order to have sex.
The shag mile (noun) is the distance one is prepared to travel in order to have sex.
Imagined SMS exchange*:
A: I am quite enamoured with you.
B: I feel rather passionately disposed towards you.
A: If only...
B: ...we weren't so many shag miles apart?
A: Yes, but it's a measure of my deep-seated lust for you that I will travel around 150 shag miles to see you.
B: I'll be waiting on the bed with my kit off.
*The real exchange would be considerably fruitier than this
A: I am quite enamoured with you.
B: I feel rather passionately disposed towards you.
A: If only...
B: ...we weren't so many shag miles apart?
A: Yes, but it's a measure of my deep-seated lust for you that I will travel around 150 shag miles to see you.
B: I'll be waiting on the bed with my kit off.
*The real exchange would be considerably fruitier than this
by Roo October 6, 2013
Get the Shag mile mug.by vdbdtgbhrt June 23, 2016
Get the Shag and Brag mug.(coloquialosm ) the place where you might have sex; another way of saying your house, home, apartment, etc; place of living.
by blooeyez July 4, 2008
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