Shortness of breath

The excuse that unathletic people use when they get tired of running

*Chalmers is panting and stops running laps during his workout*
Gavin: Yo Chalmers are you ok?
Chalmers: Yeah I just got some shortness of breath
Gavin: Do you have asthma or something?
Charmers: no I just have shortness of breath

by Circy4 July 20, 2016

ShortStack

"A short girl, usually 5'4" or shorter, with an impressive bust or hip size, almost out of proportion to the size of her body. Shortstacks are usually curvy ranging from bust to ass.

i love shortstack weman what can i say?

by Actual Shortstack March 14, 2023

Canadian Shortstop

unexpectedly fingering the butthole during a more typical sexual activity; between second and third bases

Hey Dana, don't let that hockey player Canadian shortstop you!

by queenbeardIII May 1, 2009

shortie

'Shortie' can be the ghetto name for girl-friend.

"Hey shortie! What's up boo?"

by Flora Veale September 4, 2005

National throw your shortest friend day

On May 15th, pick up your shortest friend and toss anywhere you please

On May 15th it’s national throw your shortest friend day!

by Payton 13344 April 14, 2020

Shortstack

1. a small pile of pancakes

2. a short person, particulary female

DAMN SHORTSTACK! it's ok! we can't all be normal height!

by yo mama! December 15, 2003

shortie

Term of endearment, primarily for females.

How's it goin', shortie?

by Clementine Kruczynski September 11, 2006