National throw short people day

Just throw someone under 5,5

Hey
Yo
*throws*
WHY'D YOU SO THAT

it's national throw short people day

National throw short people day by Jacob coldrick Black October 9, 2020

bully your short friend day 

The correct day for this event is every day of the year!

Taylor: Guess what day it is?
Katie: Idk what?
Taylor: Bully your short friend day!
Katie: Wait, I thought that was yesterday?!?
Taylor: ITS EVERYDAY GREMLIN!!!

bully your short friend day by Danny "The Tallest" Loops December 11, 2019

National Kiss A Short Person Day

Kiss a short person on October 29th, right after kiss a tall person day.

"Oh jeepers, tomorrow is national kiss a short person day! Dude, you should kiss your crush!"

National Kiss A Short Person Day by Fred_Jr. October 28, 2019

National Smack a Short Bitch Day 

On October 9th, you can legally slap the shit out of anyone 5’8” or under. One smack per person and they cannot retaliate.

A celebration of slapping short people is on National Smack a Short Bitch Day (10/9)

National Smack a Short Bitch Day by Fratto_Inc October 7, 2021

Slap your short friend day 

A day to slap your short friend, on 12 feb

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Slap your short friend day by Bob died February 10, 2020

national slap a short person day 

go to your shortest friend and slap them smack across the face

friend:”go slap reese it’s national slap a short person day”

national slap a short person day by dumb dumb October 26, 2019

National appreciate your Short friend day 

Appreciate your short friends they are a very rare species.

Friend:I am so glad I have a short friend
Short friend:??? Why are you saying this
Friend:Because it’s National appreciate your short friend day!

National appreciate your Short friend day by Globgolab January 15, 2021