Shitburger

The stuffing of ones fist into their partners ass, pulling it out, and then rubbing ones closed hand all over their loved ones face.

Honey, tell me how this shitburger tastes on your teeth.

by Dilles October 15, 2004

Saskatchewan Shoebanger

Kartik eats, smells like, is made of, and fills his hat pocket with Poo

Kartik is a dumbass

by SpankMe November 10, 2003

Shamburger

When you bite into the hamburger you special ordered, and realize that the patty was made of mystery (or fake) meat.

*Im hungry too but I'm not going there. There's nothing on the menu besides shamburgers."

by Livleaux June 3, 2021

flipped a shitburger

(v.) to act out in an unseemly display of anger and/or insanity.

"When I told Joey I wanted to break up he totally flipped a shitburger and crashed my car into a tree."

by Ave. July 14, 2009

Shamburger

penis in ass hard stuck silver 4

hes a shamburger

by Cofeve Lover 808 February 16, 2021

Shoeburner

Noun. Person who invites ridicule through displaying self-defeating over-reaction to events or opinions they find disagreeable. Anyone who causes disadvantage or injury to themselves whilst attempting to exact revenge for an perceived slight.

Johnny was well known for his irrational and sometimes violent reaction to everyday setbacks. He was a real shoeburner.

by BingoJesus September 7, 2018

snowburger

When you hit someone in the face (esp. mouth) with a snowball during a snowball fight.

That bitch totally got served a snowburger.

by Burgz242424 August 24, 2012