Shnart

The act of sneezing so hard you shart.

Girl: *sneezes
Guy: "oh my god did you just shnart?!"
Girl: *cries and runs off a cliff*

by BethanyBrystal September 21, 2013

Shnurggle

The act of snorting a beverage (read: Arizona Iced Tea) to get the residual cocaine out of your nose and in turn maximizing your high.

Person A: Fuck dude! I'm kinda stuffy so all the yak got stuck in my nose!

Person B: Dawg... Just shnurggle it out.

by CAPT LEO June 29, 2011

Snurtlesaurus

A Snurtlesaurus is a mix between a snake, a turtle, and a stegosaurus. Snurtlesauri are multi-colored, with the most common color as green or purple. The call of a Snurtlesaurus is a very distinct "SNiRT." If you do happen to see one in the wild, do not harm it, because there only two left on this planet.

We saw a wild Snurtlesaurus today.

by TK1224 April 20, 2015

Shnut

When you quietly bust a nut

When Alex's parents are home he has to shnut

by RAPM0N December 12, 2017

Shnut

The act of nutting in a persons butt, then watching it leak out as a light brown color

Jim- "Have you tried anal before?"
Gary- "Oh yeah man, watching those shnuts are the best

by Garreeto May 15, 2022

Shnart

The act of unintentionally defecating oneself at an inconvenient and embarassing instance or at any time at all really. The defecation occurs entirely by accident since the victim is attempting to merely produce a sneeze to mask the sound the flatuant will produce, making it easier to deny liability for the pungent odor. Of course this ruse runs a muck and the victim ends up spewing bodily fluids from another unexpected orifice. The feces are typically runny and diarrhea-like, and are mistaken to be merely a flatuant but come with a steamy surprise. It is believed that the Hershey squirt is a justified castigation for the Shnarter's cunning attempt to fool their surrounding company out of ownership for what they should be proud of…a nice big Jockey Burner.

Shnart : Man, after eating that Indian food for lunchI had the farts like an arab, so I tried to cover up in the meeting by sneezing but accidentally shnarted myslef. I hope I don’t get fired for that ass water.

by DJM85 October 17, 2008

shnart

Refers to when an individual sharts, and that shart is caused by a violent sneeze.

(recall: a shart is when one "shits" when they think they are only going to "fart")

I was at home sick with a terrible head & stomach cold, and shnarted in my bed.

by Little Eric July 21, 2009