scared shitless

it's when you scare someone to such an extent, you scare the shit out of them, at times causing them to excrement all over the vicinity

last time i was scared shitless, it took me 20 minutes to clean up the mess.

by otto dealer March 6, 2008

shniggles

Short for shits'n'giggles

Lets try it just for shniggles!

by Greg Post August 29, 2007

bored shitless

Recurring symptom from a 9-5 office job. Affected employees find themselves mindlessly wandering to the bathroom, only to sit dumbfounded on the toilet as nothing comes out.

Employee 1: Dude, are you okay? You're going to the bathroom a lot.

Employee 2: Don't worry, it's safe in there. I'm just bored shitless.

by credmond12 August 3, 2012

shnizzle that fizzle

What blacks call it when one snorts a shit load of cocaine (over 8g).

-What up nigga?
-Not much G just shnizlin some fizzle.
-How much fizzle you shnizzlin boy?
-I'm shinnlin that fizzle
-Sweet Jesus did you really had to shnizzle that fizzle and save nones for me. Are you Ignant???

by Porz April 8, 2008

poop schnitzels

crappy, bad or unfortunate

Aw, poop schnitzels I forgot my homework!

by erikatori June 18, 2008

Shnibbles

A person who makes up definitions on urban dictionary while getting a blow job.

Ya I went to the computer room and there were so many shnibbles in there.

by [e-mail] August 5, 2008

Shnizzle Do

the crevice of your wang (pee hole)

i heard that gook adam's shnizzle do got all fucked up after he got soap in it!

by dickbagadamsmith69 March 22, 2009