Shmake

Shmuck and snake mixed together, dickhead snitch

P1: You Know that guy will
P2: He is such a shmake

by weed nose 123 November 5, 2019

samukelo

A very handsome, humble and loving young man. They are very rare but when you find him he will probably be the most delicately loving, patient and the nicest person you know, if you find one never let go, they also have great ambition in chasing their dreams and providing for those they love

I found somebody whose name is Samukelo, I'm done looking

by uMzulu omkhulu🖤 November 22, 2021

Shmokenhagen

A building where two activities take place, smoking Marijuana and Learning/Studying.

I have to go back to Shmokenhagen to finish this paper and blaze a little

by Bob McToker February 5, 2009

Shmule Bar

Describing a disposable vape.

Hey bro can I get a hit of your shmule bar before we leave?

by sttryke June 2, 2022

shpuke

The act of vomitting while deffecating, or the need to do both at the same time, usually occurs while inebriated. An obvious compound of SHit and PUKE. "shpuked, shpuking"

I was dropping a deuce and had to puke, so I pinched off a loaf, turned around and puked in the toilet, making me puke again, just because of the smell.

I puked in your bathtub while sitting on the jon taking a crap.

by LeRoy Christian May 5, 2005

shukelear war

when a mass of people sit and puke at the same time.

Last night we almost had a shukelear war. Those tacos and beers were not right.

by Dexter DaKlown May 15, 2010

Shmekel

Diminutive of "shmok" or "shmuk" and similar to the English term "prick".
1) noun - a person demonstrating annoying, or despicable behavior.
2) noun - small penis.
3) noun - schmeckles are a currency in the TV series Rick & Morty, introduced in the episode "Meeseeks and Destroy".

1) That guy's a real shmekel for stealing candy from a baby.
2) She said she loves me, that size doesn't matter, and that my shmekel is kind of cute.
3) Her breast augmentation cost 25 Schmeckles.

by ubershmekel November 22, 2022