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schmagoola

An event, meeting, happenstance, occasion or other occurrence that warrants a vague reference or subtle deception when somebody asks about it. Often used during phone conversations when one person is in a place they shouldn't be.
"Where were you last night? I called you like, I don't know, 15 times!"
"Well, I had this whole schmagoola over at Lenny's place, and I couldn't tear myself away from it, babe, y'know?"

or

"Yeh, ma, it's fine... No, just another one of their schmagoolas, nothing in particular, some wine and cheese, the usual pack of twead-coated sycophants" (He's actually at a strip club doing lines in the bathroom)
by jeff the georgetownian January 16, 2009
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shmagoggles

All messed up, crooked, in dissaray.
I thought that guy was hot until I saw that his teeth are all shmagoggles!
by sussa May 5, 2009
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Schmagooglians

Schmagooglians (sh-mah-goo-glee-ans) /noun/:
1. Useless or unnessicary decorations on a bag or item of clothing.
2. A collection of small, random items, often cute and shiny.
3. Used to describe the unknown contents of an item
1. " Oh, I don't like that jacket with the sequins, charms, pom-poms and embroidery...far too much schmagooglians for my taste.

2. She likes to collect buttons, paperclips, pebbles and other schmagooglians.

3. I sure love these cookies, I don't know what kind of schmagooglians they put in it but I'm sure hooked on them!
by P-B-S August 29, 2009
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Shagoozled

One feels goosed up and ready to hash sling some slashers.
"Quite an enchanting evening to be feasting on our exquisite supper eh? Pass one the Gin n Tea eh?"
"Certainty Zumbo, I must warn that I am feeling quite shagoozled!
by Jack Mr Rabbit May 4, 2020
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Getting Shmadoodled

Excessive drinking that results in getting laid with usually fat girls on friday.
Dude, look at joe macking that whale, he must be getting shmadoodled.
by cr4xid4ze May 21, 2011
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Schmagoogle

To play a Role Playing game, and beg for cash.
Dude, I schmagoogled that nigga for 500 gold!
by Jamie555 August 8, 2006
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shmogoonagoolagin

"I shmogoonagoolagin'd her in the ass you retarted fucker"
by .....uh..ok February 12, 2005
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