shlinky

A girl that is very good looking

yelling out "shlinky!" mates look around to find the goods.
look! over there... Shlinky!

by Balltearer June 23, 2011

shinkansen

Fast-ass trains in Japan.
The Shinkansen can move at speeds above 250mph, and resemble a airplane on the inside. You can travel extremely long distances very quickly by utilizing the shinkansen, but you pay the price. They're far more expensive than taking a local train.

I felt like I was flying when I rode the shinkansen, watching the small towns fly by at 260mph.

by salary man kintaro August 3, 2004

slinkalicious

When a slinky feels like they are really awesome and overall 'slinkalicious'.

Slinkalicious!

by SlinkyLover September 2, 2010

epic shrinkage

The act of having your wang shrunken to the size of a single testicle while playing water polo in two speedos.

After the three consecutive games in the championship, jonnyboy experienced epic shrinkage so great that he was too embarrassed to even get out of the pool.

by zee ubernator April 21, 2009

ground shrinkage

1. When you see a big buck through your gun scope, but when you walk up to it on the ground, its antlers have "magically" shrunk.

2. Referring to when you see a hot girl from a distance, but find out that she's actually hideous close up.

you: "bro, I'm gonna go get that chick's number that just walked in. She looks FINE!"

minutes later....

your friend: "how'd it go?"
you: "really disappointing. When I got up to her, there was some major ground shrinkage so I bailed."

by elchavito99 November 17, 2011

Positive Shrinkage

When someone is never not a dick but can have occasional outbursts of being nice, therefore decreasing how big of a dick they are

"Teresa legit just had positive shrinkage"

"No way bruh she always a big one"

by JxkeSED January 29, 2016

shrinkage

When a penis shrinks due tobeing exposed to cold weather. The pensis can become very small in comparison to normal, room temperature size. Highly unpleasent sight for an male.

I got in from the cold, went to the toilet, and when I unzipped I saw the shrinkage on my penis.

by The Asshatter December 19, 2006