Shmegal 

when you get your head shaved while giving a blow-job and the end result is a lower body temperature only made better by sucking more dick for lunch money

Damn man what happened to Mikus?
Oh dude that guy totally got a shmegal

Shmegal by gizmo1949 October 16, 2008

shmegal 

a rubber toy thingy you can buy from markets a bit like a yo-yo but ohhh so much more fun.apparently they are illegal cuz ppl got hurt using em, but i had fun.

shmegal by beautiful October 10, 2003

slegal 

Slimy but legal, as in questions of corporate ethics.

Goldman fatcat #1: There's no WAY will get away with using our own money to short the same securities we're selling long to our customers.

Goldman fatcat #2: Sure we will. Slegal is still legal.

slegal by Veuve Cliquot August 1, 2011

Shmegal 

Shmegal - some thing or someone that is small.

Dave: Ron you wanna hit this blunt?

Ron: hell no, I’m not hitting that shmegal!

Shmegal by Mrorange68 September 30, 2023