slegal 

Slimy but legal, as in questions of corporate ethics.

Goldman fatcat #1: There's no WAY will get away with using our own money to short the same securities we're selling long to our customers.

Goldman fatcat #2: Sure we will. Slegal is still legal.

slegal by Veuve Cliquot August 1, 2011

SLAGALICIOUS 

slagalicious is a genz term which pretty much means pretty or hot. anyone or anything that's good can be described as slagalicious. slagalicious = y2k cunty bratz bimbo bitches! the term entered the mainstream after kk butterfly's song "slagalicious" came out on the 3rd of march 2023!

scenario 1

charlie: "hey did u see ice spice new instagram post?"
jade: "yeah she look slagalicious asf i'm obsessed"

scenario 2

david: "did you hear jake fucked 3 girls at the same time?"
khaleel: "bro got that slagalicious rizz fr"

scenario 3

kalila: "babes i'm slagalicious"

SLAGALICIOUS by Ayesha N. Smith February 11, 2023

snegal 

sneaky but legal

The Mayor's attempt to remove the homestead tax credit was technically legal but involved deception. It was a snegal action attempt to raise revenues without alerting the people to his actions.

snegal by Puchin October 8, 2011

The Stegall Disclaimer

Clause.

Codicil used by males prior to engaging in vaginal/anal intercourse with sorostitutes. This clause is directly used to relieve any and/or all future hopes of aforementioned guttersluts from pressuring said individual into relationships. Further, the male in said situation is absolved from all guilt stemming from palpation of the vaginal canal and/or anus on any given sexual encounter. Upon acceptance of the agreement, the sorostitute has no grounds to bitch or carp about the male’s absence of interest in her personally as well as sexually post copulation. The function of the agreement replaces the antiquated phrase “sex does not constitute a relationship” that is typically used in one’s defense after coitus. It is important to note that most experts agree that had the Stegall Disclaimer been instituted in our fathers’ time most bullshit that almost all of us have had to deal with at one time or another could have been avoided.

NOTE: The most integral and ingenuous part of the disclaimer is that it dispels the myth that the vast majority of women believe that they are “special” and “different” from all other “pieces of ass.” In addition, the application of this verbal contract vindicates a fundamental part of the male’s relationship slant – women are stupid and think that they can change men, but they are incorrect. It is important to remember that the use of the disclaimer MUST be clearly in place before the first penetrating act. Serious consequences will result if the methodology is applied AFTER “rearranging her guts.”

The Disclaimer was first implanted in the fall of 2003 and has since achieved overwhelmingly positive results. To the knowledge of all pundits of the clause, the disclaimer’s veil has not been pierced since inception.

*The Stegall Disclaimer does not protect against HIV or other sexually transmitted diseases.

Amy: “He’s such a fucking dick for screwing me and not calling this week.”
Pam: “But you said that he gave you the Stegall Disclaimer.”
Amy: “I know but…well…fuck.”

Zach: “You can’t just raw-dog your soldier through some chick and not take her out later.”
Ryan: “You are uninformed, my friend. I gave her the ‘ol Stegall Disclaimer.”
Zach: “You are a goddamned genius.”

The Stegall Disclaimer by William Faulknerite April 12, 2009

Smegaladon

An enormous amount of smegma so big that it takes the form of a Megaladon

Anyone got a rag? I think I got a damn Smegaladon down there.

Smegaladon by CodeNameBingo November 23, 2018

sleagle

(n) A person, typically a female, who engages in sexual activity with 5 men at one time; she has a penis in each hand, a penis in her mouth which causes her to lean forward and facilitates a penis going into her anus and vagina simultaneous. Additionally, she is manually stimulating a penis with each hand---as a result of her position, she looks like a slutty eagle, hence "sleagle".
(v) One who sleagles
(adj) A person who possess characteristics similar to those who sleagle

Noun:
Guy: Would you be my sleagle?
Girl: I thought you'd never ask!

Verb: "Whenever that girl sees a group of 5 guys she's sure to sleagle."

"Damn...I sleagled all weekend and now I'm more sore than I thought!"

Adjective: "Jillian, you're a sleaglin' ass bitch!"

sleagle by InAllKindsOfWeather December 26, 2007

Segalman 

A sexual position involving a male and a female in the 69 position. The female engages in oral sex while the male just peers into the pussy.

"Damn that girl is fine, I want to Segalman that ho!"

"My girlfriend and I had a crazy night, we Segalmanned for hours"

"I just walked in on my roommate and some slut Segalmanning, what a bro!"

Segalman by Lord Squidowitz May 10, 2011