Shlap da hoe

When you see a hoe, and she ain’t even gettin wet, so you shlap da hoe

Person 1: “Bro she ain’t even gettin wet”
Person 2: “shlap da hoe”

by Shlapdahoe123 May 27, 2018

Shlapped

When you see someone who is clapped (ugly) getting slapped.

Look at him, that clapped dude got slapped. Now he is officially shlapped

by hhohilu8797 December 23, 2022

Shlaps

When something hits so hard, even your credit score goes down as collaterall.

Ayo you heard that new joint by insert music artist? That shit shlaps boi!

by Milian Takes June 17, 2019

No shlap bap

Meaning No lie in other words no cap meaning that’s true or u are agreeing with something.

Braeden: Ay her ass fat as fuck
Kelon: No shlap Bap her shit fat

Or.....
Logan: This dude trash

Kelon: No shlap bap

by Lildopeman3521 November 26, 2020

Shlap

When a Male slaps a woman in the face with his penis.

Hey babe can I shlap you?

by 3000IQ genius November 6, 2021

shlapped

When you get slapped with a shlong

i shlapped my girlfriends face so hard last night.

Last night my boyfriend shlapped me across my face so hard.

by bbyhippo May 15, 2018

Shlap

The feeling you get after vaping, sometimes also called getting domed. Levels of shlap may vary depending on the juice and device used to go on the shlap quest

“Dude I hit Jacobs nord the other day and I got the biggest shlap of my life! I couldn’t even stand up.”

by ChongMaster April 21, 2019