drop some shiites off at the mosque

to take a shit

Man, I didn't take a shit during that 3-day camping trip. I need to go drop some shiites off at the mosque.

by pinch one July 1, 2009

shizit

A secret way to swear.

Thanks Dickie Roberts!

That's a lot of shizit!

by Trixie April 29, 2004

Bloodty Shivit

It's the british way of saying god damnit

Mike: I dropped my spoon.

Dan: Bloodty Shivit that was a collectors item

by sdasdasfsad September 15, 2009

Shiitake Mushrooms

Commonly used to avoid saying the word "shit," the origins come from the children's movie "Spy Kids," where the female lead character, upon noticing the amount of enemies ahead, says the word "shit," but in order not to swear in front of her parents, proceeds to say "talking mushrooms," to create the illusion of saying "shitalking mushrooms." Nowadays, is commonly shortened to shiitake mushrooms, modeled after the Japanese word for mushroom.

shiitake mushrooms= mushroom mushrooms in japanese.

Shh...talking mushrooms!

by kevthegreat55 June 23, 2006

shiitake mushroom

a phrase made redundant because "shiitake" means mushroom in Japanese, there for it doesn't mean "Japanese mushroom;" it actually translates into "mushroom mushroom."

1: What does shiitake mushroom mean?
2: Dude, it means "mushroom mushroom."
1: No seriously, what the fuck is shiitake??
2: Just shut your ass.

by KRHimself September 5, 2005

shiitake mushrooms

1. A type of mushroom, commonly used in Asian cuisine espec.

2.A silly way to make someone think you're going to say shit, but instead you surprise them by mentioning this type of mushroom instead.

(Emphasis on the shiit part of the word.)

Me: " That's a bunch of shiitake mushrooms!"

9drags out the word by saying it like" shii...take mushrooms!"

by Hopeful Girl July 25, 2010

shiit

shee-yt An excentric gangster's way of saying the actual word. Three "i"s allowed.

"Shiit, I'm outta coke!"

by dkdwneees December 16, 2013