Shitwreck

The phenomenon where a shit is so big that that it crests the water in the bowl resulting in said shit being partially in the water and out of the water. Similar to the visual where a ship that has crashed and is sinking.

Man I just took a shitwreck in that public toilet since I couldn’t make it to my home base toilet in time.

by Btk23 March 3, 2019

shitweiler

a canine cross between a rottweiler and and shi tzu

an example??!!?? you can't visualize a shitweiler??

by ken power January 15, 2008

shitheed

The name for a person who is a total shithead

That shitheed won't send me the addy to the party he's at!

by Quasicock August 31, 2016

shitweasel

An animal or person who is sly, sneaky, and opportunistic. Someone who is looking to slip their way into a situation and make it shittier.

"Your friend is such a shitweasel, every time he comes over, he creates drama by asking questions and exploiting their answers to upset people."

"My cat is the ultimate shitweasel. He somehow manages to open the door to my bedroom and urinate in the corner, even though I am very vigilant about keeping it closed and locked."

by JohnnyClemz June 15, 2008

shitwrench

shitwrench is a spanner like object used to scoop, or carry an animals or human shit. The invention was invented by a bloke called Jeff from Bristol, 2007. It can also be used as an offensive term, instead of 'arsehole'.

'get lost you shit wrench'.
'I'll shove that shitwrench up yr crapper in a minute'

by Tarjaaa June 20, 2007

shitheel

An obnoxious person who is generally disliked.

"Listen, you Malibu middle class Barbie piece of shit, I'm tryin' to work here. Work? You ever work? Yeah, I'll bet you have. Scoopin' ice cream to your shitheel friends on summer break."

by CourtneyOtis August 29, 2011

Shitwrench

Another term for a spanner like tool used for anal intercourse.

Used in a sentance.."Alright zoe pull that shitwrench out of your ass and let me have a go!".

by Jeffthefork June 18, 2007