Shitnel

Short for shit shrapnel. When your explosive diarrhea fragments into shards and gets all over the inside of the toilet bowl, which requires thorough cleaning.

“As a result of eating too much Indian food, I blew up the toilet and got shitnel all over my ass cheeks”

by Parne October 12, 2017

Shitozel

Someone who rats you out, usually at work, to a boss they are generally brown nosing . An adult version of the childhood tattletale , but worse because they are a grownup .

That chick told the boss I bolted early Friday, even though we were done with our work, she’s a real shitozel

by Davedale July 15, 2019

shitnitzle

your personal shit shiznit shitzle shit

Yo homey don't you fuck with my shitnitzle, or I will stab yo arse mofo.

by Nookie McDoogle October 4, 2007

Shitzels

Shit shaped like a pretzel.

the dog's shit was like a Shitzels, and the dog ate it

by harryresh April 25, 2010

shitzel

1.the wanna-be version of shit in Swedish.

2.my interpretation of shit in the Swedish language.

Shitzel!

Oh shitzel!

You smell like you're covered in shitzel!

by shatilmore July 18, 2007

shittzle

A small hairless vagina

Yo shes 18, but she got a shittzle!

by sdaffsd October 18, 2008

Shitzel

When you poop and pee on your own poop

Hey josh I just took a shit and pissed on it, bro you just Shitzelled

by JackBlack/TrickyTrav July 10, 2019