shitfuck

an expression used when something has gone horribly wrong.

another way of saying anal sex.

"did you do the project due today?" "SHITFUCK that was due today??"

"yea man we shitfucked"

by someonechanged January 1, 2010

shitfuck

A sex game, personally my favorite:

1. Get as many men as you can
2. Have all the men sit in a circle
3. All the woman shit on the men's dicks until they start to cum
4. After a while, the men fling their cocks and the person who flings the shit highest gets to fuck any women of his choice

There's also a version of this with women, so they don't miss out on fucking someone of their choice!

I just won the shitfuck hosted at Penis High, I got to choose my sexy gf and fuck her in the ass and i cummed so much ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

by DaCuteRaccoon January 19, 2022

shitfuck

A series of unfortunate events both seen and unforseen that cause a drastic change in one's life

When i look back at my lifr i think "what the Shitfuck happened "

by urpizzaboy June 8, 2016

shitfuck

verb. an overwhelming attack or onslaught

He's gonna shitfuck him.

paintball shitfuck.

by dograper October 23, 2007

shitfuck

1. To sodomise someone (esp. if they are unprepared)
2. To anally rape someone

They broke into her house, tied her up and shitfucked her.

by Noxema-Tapioca April 17, 2008

shitfuck

the moment was hell, kinda of like your shit coming out your ass and going right back in, yeah... that's the feeling you're gonna get

kid 1 :u ready to present?
kid 2: for what?
Kid 1: our project, fool! today!
kid 2: shitfuck!

by cyrwr1 March 2, 2009

shitfuck

a dumbass; used as a come back or insult

you shitfuck don't step on the back of my shoes

by Chevelle17 January 17, 2009