shitpump

A useless person. Food goes in and shit comes out, that's all he does.

Bloggins is a shitpump.

by Fat Edgar September 9, 2007

shitburgers and dick cheese

This is a an exclamation of extreme discontent that is meant to go beyond a simple "god damn it," or "fuck that." You can only say this phrase three or four times a year, or else it loses all meaning. It is Special. When you stub your toe in the middle of the night, it is a "god damn it" situation. When your car breaks down hundreds of miles from friend or family, at 3:00 AM, in the rain, and you just filled the gas tank, that is a "motherfucker" situation. When you decide to walk to work because it is such a nice day, only to hear a strange, whistling, noise, then look up and see a large A-bomb headed your way...that is a "shitburgers and dick cheese!" moment.

Huang just had morning sex with his wife in Hiroshima in 1945, and felt like a jolly good stroll. While petting a puppy and eating cotton candy, he looked up and saw a strange object hurtling towards him. He realized those crazy fliers about a giant bomb might be true and thought to himself "shitburgers and dick cheese," at least I got laid.

by ImnotyouIme November 30, 2011

shitburger

A euphemism for something that looks appetizing, or is believable, but is actually complete bullshit.

Don’t bite the shitburger!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 11, 2019

shitbombed

The most drunk you can possibly get withour dying. Being shitbombed surpasses being wasted, trashed, honked, housed, crunk, etc. At this level of inebriation, many things can happen, including but not limited to the following: leaving your credit card at the bar, making out with bartenders, making out with the homeless guy outside the bar, breaking furniture, taking your shirt off at the pizza place where you are buying an entire pizza to eat alone, waking up in only stilettos on the living room floor, finding an empty tub of guacamole with a spoon in it the next morning, etc.

She got so shitbombed last night that she woke up still drunk in only a tennis skirt in a puddle of her own pee with a Skippy jar full of jungle juice next to her bed and then puked nine times throughout the day at work.

by FabsDC December 24, 2004

Shitbuster

When you know someone is taking a shit, you run in the bathroom during the shit and you yell,
"ARE YOU TAKING A SHIT?!"
and the other person will prob be like,
"GTFO"
and you say in a high pitched voice.
"BUSTED"
then exit the bathroom.
After you complete the task completely, you are now officially a shitbuster.

*Friend Goes Into Bathroom and Sits Down To Take Shit*
*You wait 2 minutes then run into bathroom*

You: "ARE YOU TAKING A SHIT?!"

Friend: "Yeah GTFO BITCH!"

You: "BUSTED!!" (In High Pitched Voice)

You are now officially a shitbuster.

by AndypizzleFoShizzle August 21, 2008

shitbumfuckery

Higher level of bumfuckery.
The utter stupidity and ignorance is so profound that you begin to consider killing yourself or the fucktard in order to escape/end the situation.

We were all having dinner when John started his shitbumfuckery. Everyone at the table was ready to drive their utensils into his throat.

by Captain Jack Waters February 20, 2009

Shitbombing

Putting feces in an almost empty shampoo bottle, add water or urine. Shake the bottle and spray it on your victim.

Mostly done in prison

On the bars I could see a brown substance which were the remains of fellow prisoners shitbombing each other.

by Prison Kikel May 13, 2009