shitfidget

Any state of posturing or adjusting of the body prior to or after taking a dump.

Shitfidgeting or not there is now way I'm going to make it home before I poop my pants.

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by chew jo October 23, 2015

slimbridge

The place with the ducks

Person 1: where’s Slimbridge

Person 2: that’s the place with the ducks

by Kelloggg November 7, 2019

Shabbridger

A young Rosie cheeked perm haired Shabba Ranks "Mr Loverman" working at a Bridging lender with a WhatsApp full of ladies on tap to sneak into his parents house and a preference for only holidaying in Amsterdam due to its herbal qualities.

I've just had the young shabbridger on the phone. He's instructing the Fireman £10k + VAT.

by BomberBroker March 13, 2023